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Michael Douglas

Matt, Give Me a Hand with

My Giant ...

9/22/2013 8:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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And the Emmy for Outstanding Use of Sexual Innuendo goes to ... Michael Douglas ... who whipped out a penis joke, and a gay sex reference during his acceptance speech.

Douglas won the trophy for his role as Liberace in "Behind the Candelabra" ... which co-starred Matt Damon as Lib's lover, Scott Thorson.

As he held up the Emmy statue, Douglas motioned to Matt, and said ... "You really deserve half of this. So, do you want the bottom or the top?"

The crowd loved it. Check the clip for Michael's meaty double entendre ... about his penis size.

Also interesting: Michael's still wearing his wedding ring, and even thanked Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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Clytemnestra    

Who is his stylist? The man is the best dressed guy in Hollywood. Also, funny, classy, etc.

373 days ago
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Who is the parent    

I like and thought it was so sweet his shout out to his oldest son Cameron who is in jail for serious drug problems. I hope he gets his wish to see his son soon.

373 days ago
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Suckologist    

One of the best acceptance speeches ever. Fun and loving.

373 days ago
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Dead account Delete at will    

at least he's not laming matt damon's penis for his throat cancer

373 days ago
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dave    

He won an Emmy for a gay love story. Nothing against homosexuals, but it's obvious how biased Hollywood is. If you make any tv or movie with gays as the main characters, you automatically win an award.

373 days ago
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LAPartyMcSage    

The joke would fit if only he had large penis hands.

373 days ago
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Jay W.     

Good speech. Douglas has always come across as a genuine down to earth guy. Good to know not all are phony in Tinseltown.

373 days ago
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Samson    

Michael Douglas had a well known sexual addiction in the 70s and 80s. In other words, he was obsessed with sex. Good to see he has mellowed somewhat.,

373 days ago
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Passion Of The Taint    

I can never watch Matt Damon the same way again.
His tough guy image is gone.

373 days ago
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russian woman    

Michael Douglas is the best. His acting is fenomenal. And that joke was hilarious.

373 days ago
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JFO    

Comments like this make me glad that I no longer watch these "award" shows .... how juvenile.

372 days ago
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The New Improved Sock Puppet    

He pretty much ran the gamut with that speech. I think he showed a lot of class thanking his wife. Maybe it really is just a rough patch. I don't know what he's doing but he bounced back from his cancer treatments looking great. Best of luck to him.

372 days ago
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Kimberly    

COLLOSSAL a$$ crack this guy is, made worse by his Carniverous NEED to be relevant. He's just a creepy old guy at the "two handed" comment. He's a pig who Deserves Any "oral" cancer he gets.

372 days ago
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Nobrows    

I thought the movie stunk and his speech was tasteless as well. Very sad that this offering took awards away from other projects that were much more deserving. (Also, like the way they made sure the real person involved was not allowed into the event?)

372 days ago
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Miara    

Great movie

372 days ago
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