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Vanilla Ice

I Can Save Bieber

From Being A Douche

9/30/2013 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Vanilla Ice fully admits he used to be king of the douches, but says he knows the secret to saving Justin Bieber from the same fate.

Ice -- aka Rob Van Winkle -- came on TMZ Live to talk about Miley Cyrus saying she warned Justin about being so douchey he'd become a joke, a la Vanilla Ice.

Rob doesn't disagree with her, and even shared the formula he used to turn his life around.

Listen up, Justin ... Prof. Ice is talking.

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46.

movebitch    

says miley cyrus, who is also in fact: a joke

199 days ago
47.

Suzanne Smith     

Miley Cyrus and Vanilla Ice: the essence of douchery. TMZ thinks that Vanilla Ice should redirect Justin Bieber & give him advice! HAH! If Miley Cyrus giving Bieber advice isn't bull**** enough, how much money did this gritbag earn? I doubt anywhere in the neighborhood of what Justin Bieber is worth OR has earned to date! TMZ....you gotta do better than this douchebag! Justin Bieber fans are laughing their ass off at you, VI and Miley (even though I love her muci) this bitch gonna have a meltdown and hopefully, her friend Justin Bieber will be around to pick her ass up!

199 days ago
48.

a long time Leno fan!    

LOVES VANILLA ICE!!!!!

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, and the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them they ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say, "Hi!"
Did you stop? No – I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo – so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine – All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo – I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while DJ revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo, man, let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

199 days ago
49.

a long time Leno fan!    

And for EVERYBODY'S information, Vanilla Ice was SUPER AWESOME when he started the current pop trend, taking it all the way to the top. His lyrics and style were absolutely THE greatest because he focused on making it his own. Unlike the likes of so many of today's rappers, he DIDN'T STEAL anybody's music - he was and IS awesome because he's genuine. Oh and remember, bullying isn't in. So if you have nothing positive to say or have no words of encouragement to say then go to church and pray for yourself because you probably need help. WORD!

199 days ago
50.

Greasy    

Say what you want about Vanilla Ice. He still had the best selling rap album of all time and made and absolute fortune. I'd dance around in baggy pants for 3 years in exchange for $80MM any day.

199 days ago
51.

Philmapinis    

I pooped my pants!

199 days ago
52.

Gurgle    

save him for what? he's a disposable douche, don't bother

198 days ago
53.

cluelesshater    

I am a Bieber Fan 100% and I think it's a tad lame that Vanilla comes on and gives Bieber advice....

198 days ago
54.

Greasy    

Hey kids, don't hate on Vanilla Ice. When he would come on in 1991, your mama's would do shots of Everclear and bang half the guys at the parties. Half of you would not have been born if it was not for Vanilla Ice and Everclear.

198 days ago
55.

Greasy    

Don't hate on Ice kiddies. A lot of your moms spread their legs when Ice came on in 91'.

198 days ago
56.

E    

Those who can, do; those who can't, teach?

198 days ago
57.

PeaceLoveHazeee    

What's the point of degrading someone u don't even know? Not enough hugs as a child? Low self esteem? Trying to be "cool" ? It's Justin choice to do what he does but hate, bad influences, drugs, and money plays a part in how he acts also. It's clear Justin is a douche bag or is failing, people just try and convince themselves he is and wish he would. People need to raise their children better or don't have any at all seriously what type of persons raises their kids to be cruel bullies...so disgusting.

198 days ago
58.

PeaceLoveHazeee    

What's the point of degrading someone u don't even know? Not enough hugs as a child? Low self esteem? Trying to be "cool" ? It's Justin choice to do what he does but hate, bad influences, drugs, and money plays a part in how he acts also. It's clear Justin isn't a douche bag or is failing, people just try and convince themselves he is and wish he would. People need to raise their children better or don't have any at all seriously what type of persons raises their kids to be cruel bullies...so disgusting.

198 days ago
59.

PeaceLoveHazeee    

What's the point of degrading someone u don't even know? Not enough hugs as a child? Low self esteem? Trying to be "cool" ? It's Justin choice to do what he does but hate, bad influences, drugs, and money plays a part in how he acts also. It's clear Justin isn't a douche bag or is failing, people just try and convince themselves he is and wish he would. People need to raise their children better or don't have any at all seriously what type of people raise their kids to be cruel bullies...so disgusting.

198 days ago
60.

alex d.    

**** we all looked silly had fake attitudes and thought we were something back in the early 90s. van ice has done himself good rising, falling then leveling off at humble. it is what it is he is still successful and not dead from overdose or bankrupt.

16 days ago
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