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Arnold's Love Child

I'M HUUUUGE!!!!

10/1/2013 10:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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If there was any doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger shtuped his former maid .... DOUBT NO MORE ... 'cause his love child is about to turn 16 -- and he looks just like his humungous father.

Standing roughly 8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs (pure muscle) ... genetic jackpot winner  Joseph Baena strolled alongside his mother Mildred during a shopping excursion in Bakersfield, CA yesterday.

Joseph was sporting a shirt from a swimming and diving competition -- it's unclear if he participated, but we're guessing if he did, he dominated ... based purely on his enormous physique.

Fun Fact -- Arnold first began competitive bodybuilding around the age of 16 ... and eventually excelled in competitive adultery.

Happy birthday Joe!

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Jamey Hunter    

8'2" and nearly 500 pounds? That's hysterical! If it's the truth he's ready for the freak show.

324 days ago
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John    

He may be as big as Arnold but I don't think his facial features look like his. He looks like his mother

324 days ago
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whateveryou    

Lol, who typed this? I'm sure Barbara S is closer to correct with 6"2 245 lbs. Really TMZ, we all make mistakes but - you don't proof read ? He looks more like his daddy than Ms. Shirver's do. Don't you know finding this out really had to spin her head around? I know some people make skeleton jokes about Maria but...is this chick better?

324 days ago
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Bec215    

Um, Arnie is only 5'10"...

324 days ago
20.

Blondie    

Omg he's gross. I feel so bad for Maria and the kids.

324 days ago
21.

arforama    

Sasquatch

324 days ago
22.

Shannin    

WOW !!! He was born only a few days after Christopher ? SHOCKING !!!

324 days ago
23.

Phil    

8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs !!! I don't think so!

324 days ago
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Mare    

Where do you buy clothes for an 8'2" kid? Especially one that weighs 475 lbs. Did a proofreader go over this article and think it was okay?

324 days ago
25.

D-von    

8'2? almost 500 pounds? That's got to be a typo lol

324 days ago
26.

Susan    

We care about this story now????

324 days ago
27.

ariel    

It's a joke people. Wow, get a sense of humor!

324 days ago
28.

R    

Why are you making fun of him? He's innocent.

324 days ago
29.

Brien    

He looks like a Neanderthal. Obviously the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

324 days ago
30.

PictureUp    

you idiots get into Lamars crack supply? 8'2 475?? with so many inaccuracies on a daily basis obviously theres a huge drug problem at TMZ as well!!

324 days ago
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