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Arnold's Love Child

I'M HUUUUGE!!!!

10/1/2013 10:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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If there was any doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger shtuped his former maid .... DOUBT NO MORE ... 'cause his love child is about to turn 16 -- and he looks just like his humungous father.

Standing roughly 8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs (pure muscle) ... genetic jackpot winner  Joseph Baena strolled alongside his mother Mildred during a shopping excursion in Bakersfield, CA yesterday.

Joseph was sporting a shirt from a swimming and diving competition -- it's unclear if he participated, but we're guessing if he did, he dominated ... based purely on his enormous physique.

Fun Fact -- Arnold first began competitive bodybuilding around the age of 16 ... and eventually excelled in competitive adultery.

Happy birthday Joe!

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Mason     

So 80% of TMZ viewers don't get the 8' 2" joke?....and we wonder what is wrong with America....Sheesh!

354 days ago
47.

ntwslb    

Mmmm

354 days ago
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ntwslb    

No comment

354 days ago
49.

Elizabeth    

He looks the most like Arnold, than any of his kids! It's actually kinda crazy his story took so long to come to light!

354 days ago
50.

soobeedoo    

Whatta big boy!!! ;)

354 days ago
51.

todd lee    

Are you f'ing serious....8 feet 2 inches?? Id still bang the mother, shes a hot ass latina. Even thought hes huuuuuge, u still should know u dont wear

354 days ago
52.

todd lee    

Whoops....u dont wear socks with sandals, oh well...cant win em all.

354 days ago
53.

Amanda'sY    

Tmz forgot to mention how hot he is!

354 days ago
54.

jen    

hahahah good one tmz....at 8'2 475 he must be LOU FARIGNOS HULK CHILD not arnolds huge child.........

354 days ago
55.

Chica    

He's huge and ugly...look at both parents.

354 days ago
56.

Timmy Boy    

These watemalan measure like 4'. Hes normal size.

354 days ago
57.

mwen    

lucky kid

354 days ago
58.

MyOpinion    

He doesn't look 8 ft tall...

354 days ago
59.

monica    

No doubt, Archie is a pig. But, this Devious made, is just as bad as he is. This kid is still the ugliest of the siblings. Has a big fat face like his slut mom.

354 days ago
60.

Maureen    

Come on he is not 8'2 and 475 lbs. You guys should proof read your stuff!!!!!

354 days ago
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