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Arnold's Love Child

I'M HUUUUGE!!!!

10/1/2013 10:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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If there was any doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger shtuped his former maid .... DOUBT NO MORE ... 'cause his love child is about to turn 16 -- and he looks just like his humungous father.

Standing roughly 8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs (pure muscle) ... genetic jackpot winner  Joseph Baena strolled alongside his mother Mildred during a shopping excursion in Bakersfield, CA yesterday.

Joseph was sporting a shirt from a swimming and diving competition -- it's unclear if he participated, but we're guessing if he did, he dominated ... based purely on his enormous physique.

Fun Fact -- Arnold first began competitive bodybuilding around the age of 16 ... and eventually excelled in competitive adultery.

Happy birthday Joe!

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61.

anonymous    

he looks just like his mother.

324 days ago
62.

vlade    

please check 8-2 ,475 pounds?

324 days ago
63.

BOBBY    

PLEASE LETS NOT MAKE A STAR OUT OF HIM!

324 days ago
64.

shakedoggy    

that boy was not conceived out of luv. just lust. gross. he should have been destroyed at birth. or sooner.

324 days ago
65.

Varmint    

Lay off the kid you low life pukes. You are way over the top with this one.

324 days ago
66.

Dave    

Ok TMZ, some of us got that you were being funny (at least to yourselves) with the 8' 2" remark. But seriously, how big is the kid? His mom is obviously short but I dont think Arnie is that tall so curious to get actual facts.

324 days ago
67.

RoxyMtns    

Who are your fact checkers? 8'2"? I mean, come on guys!

324 days ago
68.

todd labonte    

uh yeah, it could be true, but Im an experienced construction guy/engineer, and by my estimates from the picture he is for sure 2-3 feet taller then his mother, so you nay-sayers could be right, but wait... if he was 6'2 that would mean his mom is 3-4 feet tall, she is simply not, if she is between 5 and 6 feet as would be the average height, then he would be somewhere between 7 feet to over 8 feet tall, learn to do ratios and simple math.

324 days ago
69.

taz    

Another well written and meticulously proofread article from the dimwits at TMZ.

324 days ago
70.

taz    

Probably meant 6'2", but I'm no expert on this "love child," so he might actually be a giant.

324 days ago
71.

tmz addict    

how does he even know who they are

324 days ago
72.

Waka Waka Waka    

Dam!!! That kid has a face only a mother could luv

324 days ago
73.

Carriejane    

How could maria see this child and not know he belonged to her husband...if my maid starts showing up at family get togethers with a child that looks just like my husband..I thinnk I'd figure sh*t out real quick...

324 days ago
74.

Toilethead    

He actually looks a bit like Andre the Giant.

324 days ago
75.

LightJ    

I don't give a a sh*t about the kid, it's not his fault but his mom is a f**ckin tramp home-wrecking, opportunist wh**re. She deserves nothing but grief, not smiling because of her prized pig. F*ckin b*tch.

324 days ago
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