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Arnold's Love Child

I'M HUUUUGE!!!!

10/1/2013 10:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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If there was any doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger shtuped his former maid .... DOUBT NO MORE ... 'cause his love child is about to turn 16 -- and he looks just like his humungous father.

Standing roughly 8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs (pure muscle) ... genetic jackpot winner  Joseph Baena strolled alongside his mother Mildred during a shopping excursion in Bakersfield, CA yesterday.

Joseph was sporting a shirt from a swimming and diving competition -- it's unclear if he participated, but we're guessing if he did, he dominated ... based purely on his enormous physique.

Fun Fact -- Arnold first began competitive bodybuilding around the age of 16 ... and eventually excelled in competitive adultery.

Happy birthday Joe!

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76.

Sticky Icky    

I think he's a cute kid.

334 days ago
77.

YorkieLuv    

TMZ leave the kid alone.. why open old wounds.

334 days ago
78.

gylgamesh5    

For the record, André the Giant was 7'4" 500 lbs.

334 days ago
79.

Blondesense    

Smh - can't believe all the dumbasses incredulous at the 8'2" but not the 425 lb. TMZ is kidding that the kid is massive and we can infer that Maria has eyes like we do.

334 days ago
80.

gbtw    

are you ****ing kidding me? you're stalking 15 year old kids now? take this **** down, you pieces of garbage.

334 days ago
81.

Just My Opinion    

This is the woman he cheated on his wife with?
All muscle, no brain. Looked like he had a brain fart that day, and worked out the wrong muscle.

334 days ago
82.

notalawyer    

Did the bitchy blond TMZ chick from Kentucky write this VERIFY or at least THINK before you write this garbage....
Stats for son are IMPOSSIBLE.....

334 days ago
83.

Annie    

maybe 6' 2" and growing but he does look like Arnold.

334 days ago
84.

SpitBall    

Arnolt throws big puppies don't he?

334 days ago
85.

Scott Levy    

Wow, he looks more like Arnold than his legitimate children with Maria Shriver.

334 days ago
86.

Sandra     

Feel sorry for this kid having 2 ugly parents!!

334 days ago
87.

Kabala    

He's 2 feet taller than his dad - they must have given him growth hormones!

334 days ago
88.

B4-I-FU-RU-18?    

Looks just like Arnold. Scary!

334 days ago
89.

tnelson1134    

thats not even a funny joke.. "hey lets grossly exaggerate this kids height/weight to make a story where there isnt one" brilliant TMZ just brilliant

334 days ago
90.

Tracey    

LOL I got the joke. Good one!

334 days ago
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