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Arnold's Love Child

I'M HUUUUGE!!!!

10/1/2013 10:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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If there was any doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger shtuped his former maid .... DOUBT NO MORE ... 'cause his love child is about to turn 16 -- and he looks just like his humungous father.

Standing roughly 8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs (pure muscle) ... genetic jackpot winner  Joseph Baena strolled alongside his mother Mildred during a shopping excursion in Bakersfield, CA yesterday.

Joseph was sporting a shirt from a swimming and diving competition -- it's unclear if he participated, but we're guessing if he did, he dominated ... based purely on his enormous physique.

Fun Fact -- Arnold first began competitive bodybuilding around the age of 16 ... and eventually excelled in competitive adultery.

Happy birthday Joe!

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Tracey    

LOL I got the joke. Good one!

284 days ago
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jordii    

Poor kid; he can't help who his parents are. It his ugly mother and Neanderthal father that's to blame.

284 days ago
93.

s_megma    

Nice cankles on the baby mama.

284 days ago
94.

mathew    

Standing roughly 8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs (pure muscle)

wtf you lot smoking

284 days ago
95.

dee    

He turned out rather handsome considering his father.....................

284 days ago
96.

baby    

she is smiling cause she got paid!

284 days ago
97.

david 183    

Think Arnold is still hitting that ?

283 days ago
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OK    

8'2"????? He makes Shaq look like a midget. LOL!

283 days ago
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WTF    

This stupid website makes a joke out of "facts". They dont even attempt to get **** right

283 days ago
100.

Ron Fing Swanson    

Damn the terminator was not focused well hitting that oaf. But then again everyone has a slump buster.

283 days ago
101.

Bonnie hawkins    

Arnold is barely 6 feet tall

283 days ago
102.

Diana    

I'm kind of curious if Arnold spends any time with this kid or if he just writes a nice big fat check and that's it. I also wonder if he has any relationship with Arnold and Maria's kids.

283 days ago
103.

Annie    

HMMMM...A bit exaggerated. 8'2" 475 must mean that Lamar took an aspirin instead of smoking crack.

283 days ago
104.

jpinPHX    

While TMZ is in the process of hiring... hire editors!! The errors in posts are as bad as Radar Online!

283 days ago
105.

tina    

Omg people....they were making a joke about his height and weight. Seriously..... Sarcasm is a lost art....

283 days ago
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