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Roseanne

Goes NUCLEAR On Chuck Lorre

That Drunk Stole My Joke!

10/4/2013 11:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Roseanne has gone nuclear on Ashton Kutcher and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, accusing them of joke stealing and calling Ashton a "f**king thief."

Roseanne apparently caught wind of a recent episode in which Ashton told someone something to the effect of, "You're wet where you're supposed to be dry."  Turns out, the wet bit is an old Roseanne joke, which sent her into a wild rage.

Roseanne began by attacking Ashton on twitter, calling him  "an immoral thief of intellectual property."  But very quickly, she changed targets and put Chuck in her cross hairs:  "CHUCK LORRE IS A THIEF!  STEALING MY JOKES FOR HIS S**T TWO AND A HALF MORON."

And then she gets personal with Lorre, who once worked as a writer on her famous sitcom:  "I wish I'd NEVER hired Chuck Lorre.  Like EVERY 'sober' Hollywood mkultrabot, he w;ent frm being a drunken bum2 an overbearing arrogant thief."

She's still ranting on twitter ... and it's entertaining!

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46.

abby    

That was so funny that I forgot to laugh. Lame. I would not brag about writing something so stupid.

301 days ago
47.

leon    

Rosanne is playing the ole game of trying to get some publicity to get another job. Make a scene and someone will hire you thing

301 days ago
48.

PT    

Roseanne - enjoy your billions, your Hawaii nut farm and STFU.

301 days ago
49.

Deno Lorenzo    

She is a Hog, was a Hog, and always will be a Hog! The only thing missing is an apple in her mouth!

301 days ago
50.

w    

^5 on the MKultra comment, she's not kidding with that. Google it that stuff is real

301 days ago
51.

BB not bb    

Roseanne is insecure. I think she should chill out. That isn't her joke exactly. They kind of worked around her theme. It isn't even a funny joke. She should just let it go. She has enough fame and money for her jokes. Why not let Ashton or whoever reinvent it?

301 days ago
52.

Joybubble55    

Coming from a HAS BEEN.... BYE, BYE

301 days ago
53.

AnomanderRake    

Who the **** watches this show anymore?

301 days ago
54.

Playboy Buddy Rose    

Roseanne who?

301 days ago
55.

Mei    

HMMM did she copyright the so called joke that was so called stolen? Sour grapes...she is a has been and has not had much attention from the media of late. Sour old prune is what I think....

301 days ago
56.

Los Pepes    

ASSton Kutcher
The king of all douchebags

301 days ago
57.

maskedblogger    

Did you copyright the joke, you big hasbeen?

301 days ago
58.

andy    

that's why I stopped doing readings... all you end up doing is giving other writers your work...

301 days ago
59.

montana    

She screams & rants when all she has to do is see a lawyer.

301 days ago
60.

renie    

What's the big flap? Every female knows that five men equal Two and a Half Men!

301 days ago
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