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Roseanne

Goes NUCLEAR On Chuck Lorre

That Drunk Stole My Joke!

10/4/2013 11:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Roseanne has gone nuclear on Ashton Kutcher and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, accusing them of joke stealing and calling Ashton a "f**king thief."

Roseanne apparently caught wind of a recent episode in which Ashton told someone something to the effect of, "You're wet where you're supposed to be dry."  Turns out, the wet bit is an old Roseanne joke, which sent her into a wild rage.

Roseanne began by attacking Ashton on twitter, calling him  "an immoral thief of intellectual property."  But very quickly, she changed targets and put Chuck in her cross hairs:  "CHUCK LORRE IS A THIEF!  STEALING MY JOKES FOR HIS S**T TWO AND A HALF MORON."

And then she gets personal with Lorre, who once worked as a writer on her famous sitcom:  "I wish I'd NEVER hired Chuck Lorre.  Like EVERY 'sober' Hollywood mkultrabot, he w;ent frm being a drunken bum2 an overbearing arrogant thief."

She's still ranting on twitter ... and it's entertaining!

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61.

Lee    

Big damn deal Roseanne!

299 days ago
62.

New Orleans    

No one cares about you Roseanne. You f@cked over too many people with your thoughtlessness and selfishness. Go away and don't bother us any more.

299 days ago
63.

David    

Don't mess with Rosie. She'll cut you!

299 days ago
64.

Nana    

She goes on a twitter war...I laughed because she used the social media that Ashton help made popular. Then goes after the writer of TAAHM, with out providing any proof the material is even hers. Yes she sits in HI and lets her son run her business, flies over to get her medical weed filled then has to bake in CA cause she can't take it to HI. Ok everyone she has run out of stem (weed) go about your lives and be happy.

299 days ago
65.

David    

Lorre's star is slowly fading. It started when Charlie Sheen left T&aHM. His new show "Mom" sucks.

299 days ago
66.

Dara    

Wow.. Not a fan of any of them, but - how arrogant of her to expect that Ashton Kutcher had any clue it was her joke...

and, does she really think anyone cares?

299 days ago
67.

RHReese    

Has-beens like Roseanne look for any way they can to put themselves back in the spotlight.

299 days ago
68.

JimmyB    

Wow, Roseanne. Never gonna grow up, are we?

299 days ago
69.

Wayne    

Are jokes copyrighted? I don't think so. One thing all good jokes have in common: they get repeated; they get passed from one person to another. This joke is not that funny, anyway.

299 days ago
70.

Wayne    

"Roseanne apparently caught wind of a recent episode in which Ashton told someone something to the effect of, "You're wet where you're supposed to be dry." Turns out, the wet bit is an old Roseanne joke, which sent her into a wild rage."
Are jokes copyrighted? I don't think so. One thing all good jokes have in common: they get repeated; they get passed from one person to another. This joke is not that funny, anyway.

299 days ago
71.

Steve    

Frankly my dear......I don't give a damn! OH NO!!! I got that from Gone With the Wind! So SUE ME! WOW, Roseann.....is this what happens to old people when they've become 'has beens'??

299 days ago
72.

JimmyB    

Somehow, I'm thinkin' the most successful producer/writer on TV doesn't need to steal a lame joke from an old, tired, now-unfunny, classless, forgotten-about comedienne.

299 days ago
73.

Jimmy Stink Finger    

Roseanne? She a TV critic or something? She too old to be something.

299 days ago
74.

gbtw    

the funniest part is that she thinks ashton is bright enough to be given writing rights/duties on the show! of course it was lorre, rosanne! love that she got ashton's name wrong, and from here on out i believe i will refer to him as kuncher myself... say what you will about roseanne, but kuncher is a dimwit, regardless.

299 days ago
75.

Ati kh    

ASHTON is the best everrrrr!!!

299 days ago
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