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Roseanne

Goes NUCLEAR On Chuck Lorre

That Drunk Stole My Joke!

10/4/2013 11:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Roseanne has gone nuclear on Ashton Kutcher and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, accusing them of joke stealing and calling Ashton a "f**king thief."

Roseanne apparently caught wind of a recent episode in which Ashton told someone something to the effect of, "You're wet where you're supposed to be dry."  Turns out, the wet bit is an old Roseanne joke, which sent her into a wild rage.

Roseanne began by attacking Ashton on twitter, calling him  "an immoral thief of intellectual property."  But very quickly, she changed targets and put Chuck in her cross hairs:  "CHUCK LORRE IS A THIEF!  STEALING MY JOKES FOR HIS S**T TWO AND A HALF MORON."

And then she gets personal with Lorre, who once worked as a writer on her famous sitcom:  "I wish I'd NEVER hired Chuck Lorre.  Like EVERY 'sober' Hollywood mkultrabot, he w;ent frm being a drunken bum2 an overbearing arrogant thief."

She's still ranting on twitter ... and it's entertaining!

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91.

Phineas T. Bluster    

Here is commentary from the most reviled and hated human every to attempt show business. She treated everyone -- talent, writers, directors, agents, network execs and crew like they were dirt and worse. An awful, ugly and repulsive human being who has no business breathing the air that belongs to us.

384 days ago
92.

OK    

Idk.

384 days ago
93.

Dean    

Who???

384 days ago
94.

liz    

that show does suck .

384 days ago
95.

Bill    

Poor ole Roseanne! No one pays any attention to her these days, really didn't in her so called heyday!
She probably stole that joke/line from someone anyway as most old jokes that circulate. I doubt the show wanted to awaken the ole bitch to give her any publicity!!

384 days ago
96.

godblshu    

She looks old enough to be senile enough to have forgotten all her jokes.

384 days ago
97.

robert    

even her jokes couldnt save that crappy show. nothing against Ashton Kutcher but Charley made the show

384 days ago
98.

Jennifer    

It's not funny anyway.

384 days ago
99.

BARB    

I never did see anything wrong with roseanne grabbing her crotch while singing star spangled banner, Nobody seem to care when micheal grabbed his.

384 days ago
100.

Ella    

I don't get the joke. Is that's the whole joke? Why would she worry about that? That's not even funny. She really exploded on everyone. I wasn't real happy with the show with Ashton at first but it has improved lately. Can someone explain the joke?

384 days ago
101.

demoncat    

and thus Roseann finds some new way to get back in the spotlight for a little bit again. for after all some jokes get repeated by others . guess this means Roseann will never ever show up on two and half men . and if she is still ranting and raving then she really still has some issue with chuck.

384 days ago
102.

kenlee    

She is just P.O.'d because Ashton got more laughs.

384 days ago
103.

bstill    

I've watched portions of a couple of the shows since Ashton replaced Charlie. HOW is it still on TV since the change?

384 days ago
104.

awesomewave    

Twitter is a soapbox for morons.

384 days ago
105.

Andie    

Keep smiling all the way to the bank Chuck. But FU on the Charlie move. OHHH I sound like I need a lil "Anger Management"

384 days ago
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