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Charlie Sheen

The Judge Who Jails Me

Is a Fat, Dishonorable Douchebag

11/1/2013 3:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is scoffing at Brooke Mueller's team, which is trying to nail him for talking about Brooke on TMZ, saying, "If this is what they want, bring it 'cause I'll burn the house down."

Charlie is reacting to our story, in which we reported Brooke's team will ask a judge to sanction him for allegedly violating the gag orders in the custody and guardianship cases.  Charlie called Brooke an evil whore -- among many other things -- who has done great damage to their twins.

Charlie is especially angry Brooke is getting her first overnight visit with the twins since she went to rehab.  He tells TMZ Live his security guards will stand outside her house tonight and barge in if there's a sign of trouble.

Charlie tells TMZ, "Really, they're going to jail me for telling the truth"

And get this ... Charlie says, "If I actually go to jail for talking, I'll do interviews in jail," adding, "The only person more idiotic than Brooke in this case is the judge.  The Dishonorable Judge Douchebag."

But wait ... there's more.  Charlie says, "He [the judge] wants to put me in jail for trying to save my boys?  Go for it, fatty.  I'll eat his lunch from jail."  And one more thing about the obviously large judge, "One meal he could afford to miss."

And Charlie's classic parting shot:  "Sanctions Flanctions.  Clearly they've forgotten not to poke this bear."

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SunnyAutumn    

The Dishonorable Judge Douchebag. I am with Charlie on this one. At least, he is finally taking a stand for the sake of his twins. I believe in 2nd, 3rd, shoot sometimes even 4th chances, but this wench is on her 25th chance. Those kids are NOT safe with this crackhead for life excuse of a mother. even Charlie knows that and that says a lot.

324 days ago
77.

EmmaL27    

Take your pills, Charlie.

324 days ago
78.

julie    

Brook needs to be slapped. And why pay $ 50.000 a month child support. I mean damn. there is no way that all of the money is going to the kids. In the south we can buy a very nice home for 150.000, pay for private school and college for what Brook is getting in 6 months. I mean come on. Get her Charlie...

323 days ago
79.

MelJ    

It's easy for Charlie to say he's going for full custody because she's a lousy mom. HE'S not going to have these kids, Denise Richards will! He's a very lucky guy to have an ex-wife who is decent and will step in for him so that he can continue to party and date hookers and act like a child. Frankly, it's Richards who should be going for full custody.

323 days ago
80.

ENI    

what's wrong about being fat *******?

323 days ago
81.

inkfreak    

Do not **** with Sheen. It will get ugly.

323 days ago
82.

Devlin85    

judge fatty fat fat! yup, fat douchebags run the courts..

323 days ago
83.

Raejean    

This man simply does not know how to behave like an ADULT.

323 days ago
84.

James    

If you need help

322 days ago
85.

James    

si quieres ayudarme a llamar

322 days ago
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