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Charlie to Brooke:

SUCK ON THIS GRENADE

... AND DIE.

11/5/2013 9:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1105_grenade_bday_cake_twitterCharlie Sheen is killing Brooke Mueller with kindness -- at least he really, really wants to -- because he just wished his ex-wife a happy birthday with a special piece of cake (topped with a grenade).

FYI, it's not actually Brooke's birthday (that's in August) but it didn't stop Charlie from writing this message on Twitter, "Happy Bday Brooke. When you're done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot, why don't ya 'blow' out this candle?"

Now that's love.

Oh yeah, if you recognize the cake ... that's because it's the same cake Charlie got for his recent "Anger Management" party.

The Warlock has returned.

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16.

Shaken not stirred    

Grow the hell up Charlie....

296 days ago
17.

sean    

Did not realize I could get a beej at Home Depot.
Might be time to go get some drywall.

296 days ago
18.

People Annoy Me    

-Claims to care about their well being
-Is a laughing stock by his fans and sane people in general.
Charlie's fans also think is behavior is funny and even encourage it. Wonder when he'll understand they're laughing at him and not with him.
I feel terrible for the kids. Imagine how they feel.

296 days ago
19.

Shannon    

While I do believe Brooke is an insane druggie, Charlie needs to take responsibility for getting involved and breeding with such a nut job.

296 days ago
20.

TheRealDeal    

And Charlie is supposed to be the responsible parent? The mature parent who always takes the high road and only has his children's best interests at heart? Yeah, right. Obviously Brooke has her problems to overcome, but at least she is trying to get help and wants to be a good parent to her twins. Charlie has serious mental issues and is very mean spirited and vindictive. He just wants to use TMZ to harass Brooke without any real concern for his kids.

296 days ago
21.

BigKahuna    

You not only married her, Charlie. You impregnated her. Her reputation as a drug addled loser was established LONG before you even met her. You still decided hooking up was a good thing AND getting her pregnant. You reap what you sow.

296 days ago
22.

swack    

Two supposed adults acting like 2 year olds. Both should have their parental rights taken away. And please, tired of hearing how great Charlie is because he knows he likes to party and can't take care of his children. In some ways that is worse - realizing it and not caring to change his behavior.

296 days ago
23.

Ginger    

Even Denise might not be able to handle anymore of this drama, her girls probably can't either !

296 days ago
24.

Butterfly    

I am sorry for him. He seems completely out of control against anyone who opposes him, especially, Brooke! Hopefully, she will hire a bodyguard or ask the police for protection. He has, PUBLICLY, threatened her which she can use as PROOF!!! She needs to act immediately, not only for her own sake, but for her children. His deep hatred of her has become beyond dangerous. Perhaps his father can help. Hope so!

296 days ago
25.

Azi    

I think Charlie is having fun at the TMZ's viewer's and poster's expense.

296 days ago
26.

anonymous    

Sorry, but I love Charlie. He's saying she's a ticking bomb. Tick tick tick tick tick. She's a skanked out meth head. This tart shouldn't have been able to pro create.

296 days ago
27.

MY OPINION    

I don't agree with his remarks, but she is not a good parent not even an ok parent not even passable, I would not want her around my young babies....I understand she is a drug user and needs help, but she has to be serious and get the help she needs.

296 days ago
28.

namers    

Geezus he's sick. If he wasn't in the public eye he'd probably kill her.

296 days ago
29.

JennA    

These two are both absolute embarrassments, to themselves and their children.

296 days ago
30.

jill    

WOW, dumb. hope the cops take his psychosis seriously. That is a pretty stupid thing to do

296 days ago
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