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Charlie to Brooke:

SUCK ON THIS GRENADE

... AND DIE.

11/5/2013 9:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1105_grenade_bday_cake_twitterCharlie Sheen is killing Brooke Mueller with kindness -- at least he really, really wants to -- because he just wished his ex-wife a happy birthday with a special piece of cake (topped with a grenade).

FYI, it's not actually Brooke's birthday (that's in August) but it didn't stop Charlie from writing this message on Twitter, "Happy Bday Brooke. When you're done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot, why don't ya 'blow' out this candle?"

Now that's love.

Oh yeah, if you recognize the cake ... that's because it's the same cake Charlie got for his recent "Anger Management" party.

The Warlock has returned.

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46.

bfs    

he's a "winning" loser!. #1 loser of all, albeit rich... courts r crazy to allow this whack job to be near any children, period.

299 days ago
47.

Just My Opinion    

WOW! And people thought Mel Gibson had a temper. I would say this guy is worse than Mel is.

299 days ago
48.

whateveryou    

I wonder if Charlie is aware that hating someone is a sign that you still care for them. If he truely didn't care he wouldn't have such strong feelings. & yeah, really not good for the boys either.

299 days ago
49.

Lydia    

lol... and Brooke is being blamed soley for the boys' violent and torturous behavior....................

299 days ago
50.

Jade    

Charlie, please step up and be a father. Get full custody of your kids, and raise them yourself. Their mother is incapable, and she has damaged them. Sorry, but you need to be the one to fix them and raise them right.

299 days ago
51.

buzz kill    

The Warlock certainly has a way with words. You tell her Charlie.

299 days ago
52.

GOLLY    

Which home depot and when should I get there?

299 days ago
53.

ivy    

His escapades always crack me up. I don't know why but I love this man.

299 days ago
54.

lcmb    

I hope the judge now grants Brooke's restraining order.

299 days ago
55.

LittleBIt    

And people wonder why Charlie and Brookes little boys are angry and want to hurt other kids and worse yet, animals??? These kids should be taken away from this pathetic couple of losers permanently and given to people who will give them a normal, loving, drug and alcohol free life with a lot of psychiatric sessions. These kids need help NOW. God only knows what they are going to grow up to be or to do. I hope the idiots in Child Services in LA come to their aid and SOON.

299 days ago
56.

Crabby    

if she got there before his mother did there will be nobody left to suck off cause his whore mother beat her to it.

299 days ago
57.

Stella    

You should die too Charlie. Suk on that.

299 days ago
58.

Carol L    

Neither one of them is a prize, but Charlie is disgusting. His sons will someday read what their father says about their mother...and then he may be sorry.

299 days ago
59.

ltwbat@comcast.net    

Poor. Children...no wonder they have problems...the parents are crazy....

299 days ago
60.

Truth    

Charlie Sheen married her. She must give FEROCIOUS HEAD.

299 days ago
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