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Charlie to Brooke:

SUCK ON THIS GRENADE

... AND DIE.

11/5/2013 9:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1105_grenade_bday_cake_twitterCharlie Sheen is killing Brooke Mueller with kindness -- at least he really, really wants to -- because he just wished his ex-wife a happy birthday with a special piece of cake (topped with a grenade).

FYI, it's not actually Brooke's birthday (that's in August) but it didn't stop Charlie from writing this message on Twitter, "Happy Bday Brooke. When you're done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot, why don't ya 'blow' out this candle?"

Now that's love.

Oh yeah, if you recognize the cake ... that's because it's the same cake Charlie got for his recent "Anger Management" party.

The Warlock has returned.

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1.

Wow ...    

I love how Charlie is do***enting his threats. For all those who say he has reason to go off - no he doesn't. Only irrational people react/behave this way. What a shame those boys do not have ONE bio parent who is putting their needs first.

166 days ago
2.

CN    

He obviously hates her now, but at one time he "loved" her enough to marry her and make babies with her. This is NOT the way to talk to the mother of your children. The boys will read this some day. Get a grip Chuck, calm down, and keep this private. You look like an idiot.

166 days ago
3.

Toilethead    

Keep it classy, Charlie.

166 days ago
4.

samson    

How old is this man again?

166 days ago
5.

Cool Papa    

Charlie Sheen is not a good person.

166 days ago
6.

Azi    

Emotions and social media is a toxic combination.

166 days ago
7.

PhilipMarkum    

Charlie, since you have ties with TMZ, I hope you see this: First, Brooke has had a terrible reputation with drugs here in the Palm Beach area for years and years dating all the way back to high school when her mom would bail her out and its never going to change, right? So, why don't you figure out how much it will take to buy her out of motherhood since she seems like the type to whom money speaks loudly...give her a few million and buy sole custody to do with what you want. It's the best gift you can give those little boys. P.S., Denise Richards is The Bomb...in a good way. :-)

166 days ago
8.

Mike    

What a baby.

166 days ago
9.

namers    

Geezus he's sick. If he wasn't in the public eye he'd probably kill her.

166 days ago
10.

SynNGrin    

Oh, my God. These people have children. Do they not even think about how all of this public mud splattering will affect them? I know they are young now, but they will see this crap someday..

166 days ago
11.

Jack    

He is making Brooke look good which isn't easy to do. As my father would say, knock it off charlie.

166 days ago
12.

baby    

he knows her better that i do, so maybe she enjoys sucking off people for a $20 rock?

166 days ago
13.

Gullible    

He appears to be tight with TMZ but even so... TMZ lawyers? Is n't this threatening (criminal?) behaviour? Either way I bet the psychiatrists are rubbing their hands at the thought of all the money they are going to get from counselling those poor kids.

166 days ago
14.

writenow    

Why isn't anyone asking why the judge hasn't appointed attorneys for the kids? Who thinks Charlie isn't trying Bill O'Reilly-like, to alienate the boys? Sure Brooke is a train-wreck, But Charlie's no prize. He's likely talking smack plenty. Read what Bill O'Reilly did. Here

166 days ago
15.

writenow    

Ultimately, it's the fault of the judge - which TMZ is not naming for this go-around, who is responsible to protect the "Best interests of the children." The judge should appoint attorneys for the boys, but the attorneys for the drug addicts are keeping the boys from effective counsel. And that's pretty much as can be seen at Familylawcourts.com how it works. Well, how it doesn't work, while funding an entire industry sans oversight. Ka-Ching!

166 days ago
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