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Charlie Sheen

Violates Gag Order

Tweets 'Judge Anus-Brain'

11/9/2013 1:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just violated the gag order in his custody case in a spectacular way, calling the judge Mr. "I'm Italian judge anus-brain," and threatening him if his kids are hurt in the newest custody configuration.

It's something of an understatement to say Charlie is not pleased that the judge just made Brooke Mueller's brother Scott the temporary guardian of twins Bob and Max.  The judge also allowed Scott and the kids to live with Brooke so they could be close to school.  That effectively puts Brooke back in the position of having full custody while she tries to beat her latest drug abuse problem.

Charlie just tweeted, "So lemme see if I got this straight ... my twin boys are now in harm's way and in grave danger, being 'raised' by a gaggle of incompetent and lascivious marionettes all ruled and fooled by an Adderall snorting husk called Brooke."

Now it gets good ... "And guess what CPS and 'I'm Italian' judge anus-brain, you may have gagged me temporarily, but mark my unspoken words, anything happens to my boys, and you will get to know me, know who I truly am, a loving father."

He ends, "Tag -- I'm it."

The judge just hauled Charlie into court a few days ago, telling him he's going to jail if he violates the gag order again.

Charlie doesn't seem to care, saying, "*If this means being jailed for loving and trying to protect my children, then go for it."


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Charlie, YOU are NOT father of the year. No one will ever give you custody of your own kids. Can we say "Loser"? So, STFU! You got no horse to ride in this rodeo, assHo!

318 days ago


This is Un Real Just Unreal,This a Prime example that a Judge One Person gets to decide if Your life is Turned upside down.No One in their right mind would have let those Precious Boys Innocent Boys come in harms way, Daily ,with Brooke,She is Sick and can not even Help Herself,Charlie ,No Father of The Year But The Man Knew even when he could not ,at least He Tries ,Denise ,a God Send but maybe an enabler with Her Kindness Please, Help Those Boys. My Point being ,Judges and Kids service Dont always Make Good Judgements

318 days ago


charlie is the lesser of the two evils. One thing going for him he pays his child support and then some.

318 days ago


I am in no way a Charlie fan but I must say at least he has the common sense to know that he can not take properly care for the children. Instead they give her to a clearly drug addicted mother who hasn't even been sober for a year. RIDICULOUS!! If it was any other set of parents those children wouldn't be in their care. Denise actually wanted to care for them and didn't accept a dime extra of child support when Brooke was trying to keep hers when she was in rehab. How is that for caring?!?! BTW the only reason why she gets the children is because a piece of that $55,000 a month child support goes to paying for state funded children services (i.e child support, CPS, etc.) Look at that little boy who was killed in Pomona for this kind of neglect. I just pray that these kids are some how saved.

318 days ago


Even if Charlie OD's and dies I don't believe he'll remain dead.

The anonymity and solitude will be too much for CS.

Disabling Charlie's Twitter account MIGHT work, but you know Charlie...

Stayed quiet for 48 hours - and it damn near killed the poor guy.

At some point Charlie has to become like disabled Captain Christopher Pike of Star Trek-fame.

Reduced to just yes and/or no answers.

318 days ago


Christopher Pike p.s.

The red light means no - the green light means yes.

318 days ago


FFS Charlie, shut the **** up and get your life back in line. The fact that you aren't even BRIEFLY considered as a custodial parent should tell you something, and that fact that your family won't step in should confirm it for you. You are not the important one here *******.

318 days ago


Are people forgetting that Charlie Sheen has his own suite at L.A. County jail? He's served plenty of jail time in his past. He can take whatever jail time this judge throws at him.

318 days ago


Dr. Sophy bought the kids in.

Said, okay, let's get down to business here kids:

"Who do you want to BE with - Mom - or Charlie."

318 days ago


Throw his ass in jail!!! When a judge tells you something, you do it. This is not helping his case. What a dumbass.

318 days ago


How to NOT get a dinner invitation to an Italian judge's house.

CALL him something beginning with the word "anus".

Only chance to eat together now?

The judge JOINING Charlie, and for a baloney sandwich -

- Twin Towers style.

Charlie'll do like, tops, eight days.

Come out BIGGER than when he went IN.

318 days ago


When dead, Charlie will rotate around the axis of the Earth -

Much like an asteroid.

We'll see his face like every 7, 8 years...

318 days ago


Another way for the Judge to handle gag order?

Charlie violates, put Charlie's KIDS in prison.

Charlie violates, his DAD does a year.

Be funny seeing Charlie's kids in orange jump suits.

Both of 'em in the SAME scowling mug shot.

Learning prison jargon, etc.

"Toughening-up" so to speak.

Waiting in line, and for the Twin Towers pay phone.

318 days ago


Since, according to Denise?

Charlie's kids are ALREADY thugs...?

Only thing left for TMZ to do?

Hold a "thug-naming" contest for Bob and Max.

Street names, good nics, strong tags:

"Beemo" maybe for Bob.

"Mirpee" for Max.

Shaved heads and toothpicks -

Let's just take this one out of the park -

318 days ago


Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph, somebody needs to save Charlie from himself. Jeez dude, get thee to a psychiatrist.

318 days ago
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