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Charlie Sheen

Selling Brooke's House

I Want That Bitch Out of My Neighborhood!

11/13/2013 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
may be banking on absence making the heart grow fonder, because he's putting the house Brooke Mueller is living in up for sale, and he wants her out so badly he's making the price VERY attractive.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... Charlie thinks Brooke is poison and does not want her living in his gated community any longer.  Charlie owns the house, which he bought for Brooke to live in. 

This explains why Brooke was out condo shopping in Bev Hills Monday.

As for the price ... we're told he paid $4.8 million and is willing to sell it for the same amount just to unload it quickly.  Sources tell us ... under the terms of their divorce settlement, Brooke will get half of any profit. 

We've done the math ...  half of zero is zero.

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miss b    

Chill Out Charlie.

347 days ago
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awards    

Or he could wait until Brooke burns it down with a crak torch, eh?

347 days ago
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jackmama311    

she would've accepted payment in 8-balls

347 days ago
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Sili'LilSkoolgrl    

If these 2 burnouts aren't an argument for keeping recreational drugs illegal, I don't know what is.

347 days ago
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common sense    

Crackheads gone WILD.

347 days ago
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jwoolman    

I thought the idea was to be close to his kids? Is he buying the condo Brooke is supposedly looking for? Is it still near enough to their school? The judge thought it was important to keep them in the same school.
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One benefit would be that the kids wouldn't attach bad memories to a new house. But then again, they don't do well with change in their present state.
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And so the soap opera "As the Charlie Churns" continues.

347 days ago
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Crabby    

please overdose and die already.

347 days ago
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the truth    

Why doesn't he just make sure the next fix is her last...seems it would be a easy setup....and puff she's gone....even cheaper the having her tapped... come on Charlie...it will make the story better for us and the kids

347 days ago
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Slim Whitman Jr    

Weird .... His ex-wife, Denise Richards, is/was taking care of the twins, NOT Charlie. If he can't step up to the plate and act like a father then how can he bit*h?

347 days ago
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Ali    

What I don't understand is why he doesn't have custody of his OWN kids. Does he not want it? Is he not allowed due to his own drug abuse? What's the deal with this moron and his spawn. Nobody seems to want to point the finger at him. He should NOT be procreating. He has poor taste in women and he'll do nothing but produce drug addled/addicted babies. They should all just go away. They should all have a massive overdose.

Martin Sheen must be so sad by all of this. Charlie is a train wreck with kids.

347 days ago
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swack    

So instead of thinking about his boys, he is being revengeful. Thought they wanted the boys to stay in the same school? Also, if he is so concerned about the boys being in Brooke's custody, wouldn't it make more sense to keep them in the neighborhood so he could keep an eye on them?

347 days ago
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oink    

Charlie ONLY cares about himself, Drugs,Alcohol and whores, not his boys.

347 days ago
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STFUP    

It's really a shame he can't finally grow up, get his s~~t together & take custody of the boys himself.

347 days ago
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kr    

wouldn't they have been paying a mortgage over the years so should be SOMETHING. Why aren't stars buying their houses outright instead opting to pay huge interest rates?

347 days ago
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CyndiChainsaW    

He chose Brooke. He married her. Now he paints her as a real f#ck up. Get over yourself Charlie. She's screwed up as much as you.

347 days ago
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