TMZ Live(0:00) Simon Cowell can't go near his baby mama's other kid -- or her baby daddy will have their hides. In a nutshell ... it means war.
(6:00) Mark Wahlberg says he didn't know Tom Cruise was the actor who compared their job to being a soldier ... you buying what he's selling?
(10:00) Andy Kaufman is alive!!! IF you believe a lady who claims to be his daughter. We talk to a comedian who witnessed her revelation ... real or not.
(14:00) Zac Efron -- there was no 911 call made after he broke his jaw ... another sign there's something missing from his story?
(18:00) Joey Lawrence joins us -- after the Olsen twins raised a huge debate about how rich, successful, young actors still need to go to college.
(24:00) Justin Bieber -- desecrating the Argentine flag ... or just ridding the stage of terrible crap his fans were tossing from the crowd?
(29:00) Brooke Mueller's waging a war on two fronts now -- one with Charlie Sheen ... and the other with her former nanny who's suing the pants off of her.
(32:00) Miley Cyrus says she's the biggest feminist in the world -- and some people actually agree with her. Well, at least one person does.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) It's time again for ... Tim's rejected pitches of the week!