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Maria Shriver

My Son Can Kick Your Son's Ass

11/30/2013 11:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1130-Maria-Shriver-Christopher-shriver-x17Arnold Schwarzennegger's 16-year old son Chris is no longer an adorable little kid ... he's a BEAST who looks very much like he could kick the crap out of you.

Chris Schwarzenegger and his mom Maria Shriver were cruising around Santa Monica over the holiday weekend... and the famous kid has clearly packed on a ton of muscle and TOWERS over his mom.

Who'd Win in a Fight?

  • Chris
  • Joseph

As you might recall ... Arnold's love child Joseph Baena turned 16 in October and also bears a striking resemblance to his beefed up dad.

So we gotta ask ...

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Shoozie    

He doesn't look muscular, he looks fat.

138 days ago
2.

Observer    

Really?
Pitting these two against each other?

Plus...
SIZE does NOT mean you can FIGHT, how dumb.
What a STUPID premise to begin with.

138 days ago
3.

Friend    

Chris looks like a fat pudgy kid and Joseph looks like he has down syndrome. Maria is and always has been ugly and Harvey is taller then Arnold. 4 losers and Harvey is the winner.

138 days ago
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Spunky Funk    

Wow - the Kennedy gene pool really screwed this kid up. Too many years of inbreeding. Joseph Baena obviously has benefited from Arnie's side - he is going to be a beast. As for Chris....my guess is he'll wind up being gay.

138 days ago
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She's baaaack    

That is one big, big boy. He has a Kennedy face. Not real attractive. The other kid? I don't know a nice way to say this but he got the worst of both breeds. Fortunately for his daughter's though they aren't raving beauties they aren't ugly. That half-bred kid looks like he got beat by the ugly stick. Hard.

138 days ago
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JesusDaTwink    

they both look like CAVEMEN

138 days ago
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Clytemnestra     

One is just tall and overweight. The other is tall and ugly. It's a draw.

138 days ago
8.

FedUp    

What a shame that all you people can do is trash a couple of kids!Especially about their looks which they have no control over,just as you don't!Grow up and learn a little respect and decency!You will be surprised the difference it can make in your miserable life's!

138 days ago
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keepinitrealincali    

You can certainly tell these two boys are "bothers from different mothers." They both possess different features of Arnold but you can definitely tell they belong to him. And, I think Joseph is the better looking of the two.

138 days ago
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Crabby    

at least for the fat kid he can lose weight but for the bastard kid well you can't lose ugly

138 days ago
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dri    

Maybe weight wise...Maria your son is a fat son of a bitch.....while arnolds love child is fit and actually better looking then your fat son...........so you see things differently....your ugly fat son vs his fit handsome lovechild....well have to take the love childs side on this one

138 days ago
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rcytrcy01@yahoo.com    

Chris looks fat. Joseph looks lean.

138 days ago
13.

fj    

that's 90% fat........offensive line USC maybe ?

138 days ago
14.

TJ    

Just two more spoiled, rich brats!

138 days ago
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Twig    

Chris' ears are bigger than his mouth. I don't think I've ever seen that before.

138 days ago
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