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Maria Shriver

My Son Can Kick Your Son's Ass

11/30/2013 11:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1130-Maria-Shriver-Christopher-shriver-x17Arnold Schwarzennegger's 16-year old son Chris is no longer an adorable little kid ... he's a BEAST who looks very much like he could kick the crap out of you.

Chris Schwarzenegger and his mom Maria Shriver were cruising around Santa Monica over the holiday weekend... and the famous kid has clearly packed on a ton of muscle and TOWERS over his mom.

Who'd Win in a Fight?

  • Chris
  • Joseph

As you might recall ... Arnold's love child Joseph Baena turned 16 in October and also bears a striking resemblance to his beefed up dad.

So we gotta ask ...

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113 COMMENTS

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31.

adam    

that first kid is just fat! He has no strength and looks extremely out of shape, the other one is at least leaner and has a hell of a lot more endurance. No question the second kid would win

138 days ago
32.

Livvie     

He looks fat not "packed with muscle."

138 days ago
33.

Truth    

TMZ's weekend posts are worthless.

138 days ago
34.

Tab    

Have to give the edge to the kid that DIDN'T grow up in wealth and privilege. Wouldn't be surprised if Joseph has gotten into some fights defending his mother to other kids.

138 days ago
35.

MJFan09    

What muscles? Hes just fat!

138 days ago
36.

streetwalker    

The first guy has the face of a 10 year old

138 days ago
37.

Rebecca    

I pick Joseph. Christopher may be big, but he looks like its all fat. Joseph looks like he is following in his father's fitness footsteps. In all actuality, it is not the kids' faults Arnold was unfaithful, I hope they can all get along someday.

138 days ago
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jenny     

Tmz don't you have better stories to print than this one how insensitive and ignorant to put this up as a poll these are teenagers leave them alone, you really make me sick when you do this type of story

138 days ago
39.

UNLV1990    

One looks like Hispanic Arnold, the other looks like Ted the degenerate drunk, senator from my birth state .

138 days ago
40.

jenny     

Tmz don't you have better stories to print than this one how insensitive and ignorant to put this up as a poll these are teenagers leave them alone, you really make me sick when you do this type of story

138 days ago
41.

jenny     

TMZ is Bullying these 2 teenagers this is how bullying on the net starts with all the people trying to stop bullying you Tmz puts a POLL to put down these teens TMZ should take this down ASAP disgusting shame on you do something about this now

138 days ago
42.

UNLV1990    

Both moms love their sons, end of story and no fighting.

138 days ago
43.

Blondie    

One looks like a Kennedy, one looks like a Beanah. Both ugly, Josephs mother looks like a sewer rat housekeeper.
How embarrassing.

138 days ago
44.

South Beach    

TMZ, this is BS and you should be ashamed. You want to get off why not pit one of your fat lackys like MIke and Gary against each other or some of those scrawny 80 pounders in your office against each other?

Oh and Harvey, you're sounding more like Joan Rivers by the day.

138 days ago
45.

Sonja    

Yeah I guess if he throws himself on top of someone he'd win a fight. Sorry but the kid is heavy as in unfit, not fit. He also has been cursed with his mothers looks. Joseph looks like a nice kid, a regular teen.

138 days ago
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