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Maria Shriver

My Son Can Kick Your Son's Ass

11/30/2013 11:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1130-Maria-Shriver-Christopher-shriver-x17Arnold Schwarzennegger's 16-year old son Chris is no longer an adorable little kid ... he's a BEAST who looks very much like he could kick the crap out of you.

Chris Schwarzenegger and his mom Maria Shriver were cruising around Santa Monica over the holiday weekend... and the famous kid has clearly packed on a ton of muscle and TOWERS over his mom.

Who'd Win in a Fight?

  • Chris
  • Joseph

As you might recall ... Arnold's love child Joseph Baena turned 16 in October and also bears a striking resemblance to his beefed up dad.

So we gotta ask ...

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61.

christy    

A beast? ... He's sloppy

138 days ago
62.

WideOpen    

You guys are ****ing ***** to post an articles like this.

138 days ago
63.

WideOpen    

Hypocrites. You're nothing but bullies to post a story about these two youngsters.

138 days ago
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Black Adam    

At first I thought it was the Kennedy Gene that made Chris Goof'n Ugly. Then I saw Joseph and said ," No, its the Arnold's Gene that made them ugly. Then I saw Joseph's mother and came to the conclusion that Arnold must have low self esteem to mess around with someone like her. I mean I love fat girls and wont date a Skinny one......but at least be cute , or have some chunk in the right places.

138 days ago
65.

abby    

Don't know who would kick who's ass, but Joseph is much better looking. Chris looks tubby.

138 days ago
66.

INTHEZONE    

better to be small and hard than big and soft

138 days ago
67.

moe    

Chris is FAT!
He should go to the gym and lose weight!!

138 days ago
68.

Raulto Jenson    

Dont care how big he is. That shriver kid is ugly as hell. I'd have to say out of all the kids ironically Joseph looks the most like his Arnold

138 days ago
69.

demoncat    

if chris has indeed wound up pumping iron like dear old dad and all that is mussle would go with joe mostly because he may be able to move faster then chris due being not beefy for size and speed matter too.

138 days ago
70.

.    

Looks like Jett Travolta.

138 days ago
71.

Mario562    

Bulling it not nice who cares who wins in a fight how about keeping the teenagers out of your guy’s problem?

138 days ago
72.

seriously    

Really muscle where? Looks like just another lazy fat rich kid

138 days ago
73.

Barbara    

come on TMZ....they are brothers. Lay off them.

138 days ago
74.

Quechee    

The article and this entire discussion are just disgusting.

138 days ago
75.

bart    

I agree the kid looks fat.

138 days ago
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