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'South Park'

KIM K'S A HOBBIT

She's a TERRIBLE Role Model for Girls

12/12/2013 7:07 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1212-southpark-videoKim Kardashian is a FRAUD who's poisoning the minds of impressionable young women ... because in real-life, she's got the body of a HOBBIT ... this according to the people at "South Park."

Trey Parker and Matt Stone blasted Kim K on last night's episode -- and it all started when Butters refused to date an overweight, ugly classmate because she doesn't look like his dream woman Kim K.

That's when Wendy unloads -- "Kim Kardashian is a short overweight woman who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves."

She added, "In real life, Kim Kardashian has the body of a Hobbit!!!"

Throughout the episode, Kanye West appears and tries to convince everyone Kim is not, in fact, a Hobbit ... but even KW isn't entirely convinced.

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It's not the first time South Park's taken aim at celebrities -- they've gone after everyone from Paris Hilton to Michael Jackson and, of course, Tom Cruise.

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91.

hotwasabi21    

She is a terrible role model, regardless of what she looks like! I was sooo pissed when Oprah interviewed the K Klan and they all came off like they're good role models, and even Rob chimed in how he thinks its good for young girls to look up to his sisters. Puhhhleeease! As others have put it; they're greedy, stuck up, perverted, delusional, relationship-challenged egomaniacs, and Kim's the worst!

221 days ago
92.

Jackie    

ha ha ha ha....omg!!

221 days ago
93.

Nobody Special    

Kim weights 223 lbs. now, she is wearing these super tight girdles to try and make her butt look smaller. The cottage cheese is starting on her butt and thighs. The new Botox injections in her lip make her look like prey on Duck Dynasty.

When Ray-J banged her she was just over her prime.

Soon Kim will be so big no one will recognize her, especially if she goes full Joker-Face and Duck-Bill Platypus.

The little Jenner girl will be the new meat in the Black CardFlashing Clan and will take the cameras off Congay and Kim.

And why does Congay always dance like he has to go to the bathroom? The crouching bending-over move he does makes him look like a constipated Johnny Depp as Tonto. All Congay needs is his leather skirt and a feather in his head.

221 days ago
94.

Monkeypox69    

What is this b1tch famous for? Can someone tell me?

221 days ago
95.

stephiek78    

Best South Park episode EVER!

220 days ago
96.

Groovylocks    

I'm not here to defend kim. She's a human dumpster. I'm here to defend hobbits.

Hobbits are adorable creatures who live peaceful lives in round cottages. They do NOT seek attention at every turn or spray themselves orange in a desperate attempt to remain relevant.

Dudes. Hobbits are squee. This woman is just... she's entertaining in the same way that a 50 year old stripper is entertaining. No, you don't really want to see what's underneath her clothing but you're willing to deal with it to spend a few moments with a bona fide desperate human train wreck. She is interesting in the same way a car crash is interesting. To call her a hobbit is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about her in the last 20 years.

217 days ago
97.

be real    

TMZ THE ONY TRASHY ASZ TV AND WEBSITE THAT PROMOTE THESE AREMANIA WH*RES LIKE THAT.. Damon Thomas 2000- 2004
-Ray J March 2006 - February 2007
-Reggie Bush May 2007 - March 2010
-Bow Wow
Kim
Kardashian is a household name in the UK
and the US,
best known for reality shows and a leaked s3x tape. "Kim is an Armenian
and famous in the world, so this is enough for every Armenian to be proud of
Kim. But because of cultural and traditional issues, they do not want to accept
that she is an Armenian," he says.

Her
"open s3xual life and video tapes" are the sticking point, he says.
Essentially, many Armenians do not want people all over the world to think that
all Armenians are like Kim
Kardashian.

"She
does what she likes, and dates who she likes. Armenian do date, but mostly guys
that they are going to marry, and don't have s3x with numerous men before

and the armenian are right-looking at this one faMily you would get the wrong IMPRESSION ABOUT ARMENIAN WOMEN BEING LOOSE CREATURES

-Cristiano Ronaldo April 2010
-Shengo Deane April 2010
-Miles Austin June 2010
-Gabriel Aubry (only man smart enough to use Kim asz) November 2010
-Kris Humphries November 2010 - April 2013
-Kanye West March 2012
*just because the h* dolled up do not change the h* profession....


NO ONE ELSE ON TMZ HAS SLEPT WITH AS MANY CELEB AS KUM K. YT MEDIA PROMTOES HEAUX AND MEDIOCRE YT WOMEN- I BET KUMK HAS A BLACK RING AROUND HER ANUS............ KUM K IS A HORRIBLE RLE MODEL FOR MORE THAN JUST THAT. YOUR DAD WAS A MILLIONAIRE.. THE BEST YOU COULD DO IS BECOME A FRISBEEE FOR THE HOMIES... kim 15 minutes lasted longer than Ray J because kim has used all these guys celeb status to walk red carpets and have pics taken. She is always riding one black d!ck while keeping another warm on the side with some hand action.... nick with ray ray with reggie reggie and kris with kanye.. yet this heaux always gets praised by heaux and bros!!!!
THE FAMILY MAKES ARMENIAN WOMEN SEEM LIKE TRASHY HEAUX.....

NO ONE HAS SLURPED DOWN AS MANY MEN AS KUM K BUT SUPAHEAD. KUM K IS THE BIGGEST H* TO DATE.. RIGHT NOW AND YT MEDIA REWARDED THE WHOLE FMAILY WITH A SHOW--- FROM ZIMMEMRAN TO KUM KARDASHIAN ALWAYS AN EXSCUSE FOR NON BLACkS. YT MEDIA HAS TRAINED BLACKS WELL.....

only one on TMZ who has said the truth- is the black woman.......

216 days ago
98.

ewokbukkake    

Kim K and Kanye are gay-hobbit-fish **** ass losers! Hobbitfishyhobbitfishyhobbitfishy.......yaaaaah

201 days ago
99.

JulieAnne    

I think calling Kim K a hobbit is really unfair - to hobbits.

121 days ago
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