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Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson

Apologize ...

Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

12/21/2013 2:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

update-grey-gray-barhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.
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CN    

Charlie is a media whore and acts outrageously so he can stay in the news... or at least TMZ. Yawnnnn...

306 days ago
32.

bkblueknight    

lol

306 days ago
33.

Mikey    

Charlie also said 911 was an inside job perpetrated by George Bush and Charlie has demand to discuss the matter with President Obama. Charlies nuts but he's fun to watch.

306 days ago
34.

Karen T    

Charlie Sheen is a drug addict with mental illness. He needs to shut his disgusting, foul, and pathetically desperate mouth. He has no morals and has no idea what religion or goodness morals are. He is a terrible father and a horrific partner/spouse so he has absolutely no room to judge ANYONE. Charlie Sheen is a menace to society.

306 days ago
35.

lmhilly1971    

Why don't Charlie take a stand on taking care of his kids?? douchebag

306 days ago
36.

Pet peeves    

F U C K OFF jerk wad, yeah you're something to fear. You drugged out b i t c h.
Hahahahahhahhah

306 days ago
37.

joe    

Someone tell Charlie to have some coke and a smile and shut the **** up

306 days ago
38.

tgrfan42069    

phil vs charlie..can you spot the fascist? one stated his beliefs and got blackballed.the other wants to force someone to change their beliefs or else take a media beating.

306 days ago
39.

Bruno    

Is Chuckles capable of shutting the f@ck up?

306 days ago
40.

Danivoros     

Charlie always manages to squeeze in time between his porn star adventures and snorting lines of coke, to grace us with his "winning" opinions about right and wrong. Thanks Charlie, now don't you have some ex wives and some father figureless children to continue destroying?

306 days ago
41.

Mikey    

Charlie Sheen, fighting his warped sense of truth, justice, and anal sex.

306 days ago
42.

yes...    

Shut up crack head...

306 days ago
43.

Jill    

You are an idiot

306 days ago
44.

Sbryce    

Go home Charlie your drunk.

306 days ago
45.

JenniferErinn31    

Oh go smoke your Rock Charlie and Stfu!

306 days ago
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