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Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson

Apologize ...

Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

12/21/2013 2:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

update-grey-gray-barhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.
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46.

Josh    

Who is Charlie sheen? A poor individual seeking media attention since he has no show anymore (cough) jealous?

204 days ago
47.

palermo    

I am just about ready to unbookmark this site. Every day we hear about this raving lunatic Charlie Sheen. It's clear he's back on drugs again in a major way. Stop giving him press, he's not funny, he's not interesting, he is actually revolting and one of the worst dads on earth.

204 days ago
48.

dkm    

LEAVE PHILROBERTSON ALONE U DIRTY DRUNK SKIRT CHASING *******

204 days ago
49.

Joenissan    

Charlie sheen?, lmao what an ass you are. You think Phil gives a rats hairy ass what you or anyone else thinks? He can just walk away and live life as he always has. He doesn't have the same coke and whore habit to sustain like you did not does he have millions in mortgages. Beside, why don't you go watch his interviews instead of listening to all his out of context remarks. He has every right, especially when asked, to give his opinion whether you like it or not. You had to apologize because you you had too much to lose. And look where your apology got you. Nowhere. So why don't you kind your own business. Lord knows you're nobody to be giving any kind of advise.

204 days ago
50.

pat    

Hurray for Charlie ! Keep berating those hillbillies until they crawl back into their cave.

204 days ago
51.

DanzaSlapsBack    

I just want to smell charlies coke one time. Is that to much to ask for

204 days ago
52.

WesleyTheGreat    

Sheen is snorting cocaine again

Waiting for him to experience , The Big One, Lizabeth!

I hope we get a photo of him like Chris Farley's

204 days ago
53.

STNCA    

Is he just completely blind to the absolute fact that freedom of speech is the only thing that has kept him from being jailed or institutionalized? Shut up Charlie.

204 days ago
54.

Jordan    

Charlie is trying to Make his Show Relevant off of Phil Robertson.

204 days ago
55.

Vicki    

STFU sheen. Effing idiot

204 days ago
56.

Mikey    

Hey Drama Queen Charlie, I doubt your friends in the gay porn industry were hurt by Phil saying he thinks anal sex is sinful.

204 days ago
57.

xanadu    

HAHAHAHHH go baby go!!!!

204 days ago
58.

keeblerelf    

Charlie, you are so retarded. Why don't you go catch herpes from your girlfriends and do a line of coke.

204 days ago
59.

Mrs.Randi.27    

Is he still relevant? Not sure how a piece of sh!t druggie has such a strong fan base... 'Merica

204 days ago
60.

Mikey    

Any doubt why his ex wives don't want him to see his kids on Christmas day?

204 days ago
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