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Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson

Apologize ...

Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

12/21/2013 2:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

update-grey-gray-barhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.
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61.

TuxThePenguin    

"Cuckie Returns! part 49 1/2...."

313 days ago
62.

Lulu    

Hypocrite!! He's chastising someone for name calling (which he really wasn't), then turns around and name calls himself in a long, stupid rant that no one cares about. When he stops the drugs, call girls, and starts showering his own damn self...maybe someone will care about what he's saying.

313 days ago
63.

Karen T    

What happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me?" The weak and the mentally ill are the only people who go into a tailspin when they hear certain terms or phrases that they claim "offend" them, and those problem causing attention seekers should be in therapy not complaining about getting their feelings hurt.

313 days ago
64.

Mike    

Hmmm ... sounds like Charlie doesn't know much about the Robertson family.

The Robertsons might be backwater hillbilly to some people but you sure can't call them POOR trailer trash people. They were very rich before they got this TV show on A&E because of their hunting supplies business.

Charlie shouldn't be sounding all elitist and look down on the Robertson's because they are poor and uneducated. Phil Robertson has a MASTER'S degree in education. He was a teacher in Louisiana for a few years before he got his business going.

I doubt Charlie even got his GED for high school. The Robertsons might have MORE net worth than Charlie does. They could buy huge mansions in Beverly Hills, drive $200,000 sports cars, flash their cash wads like rappers and strut around town ... IF they wanted to.

That's just not their thing. Apparently, they don't want to be like the Beverly Hillbillies. They are into hunting, fishing, and other outdoor hobbies like 4 wheeler ATVs, etc.

313 days ago
65.

Azi    

Charlie always gets a lot of bites when chumming the waters of social media.

313 days ago
66.

ESullivan    

Charlie Sheen is a drunken, drug addict slob who needs to clean up his own act and take care of his family before trying to tell someone else what to do.

313 days ago
67.

jef    

Talk about a has been. Go spend some time with your kids for once, instead of making a jackass of yourself, gayboy...oh,sorry, too late...

313 days ago
68.

JimmyB    

One jackass advising another. That's about right.

313 days ago
69.

Obamais still aracist    

charlie either shut up and go away or prepare to die a painful slow death, you stupid worn out drunken punk,

313 days ago
70.

Shannon    

Hey Charlie no one gives a rat ass what you think

313 days ago
71.

cabotcat    

Charlie the has been sheen didn't graduate HS. Phil is a college graduate. Phil simply stated his opinion and beliefs, you know, within the framework of the constitution and all. Shut up drug addict HS drop out sheen. Your 15 minutes are up.

313 days ago
72.

andy    

Heck, . . . Sadie Robertson would probably "beatdown" Charlie Sheen. Complete Silliness . . .

313 days ago
73.

urnexx    

Phil would BEAT CHARLIES ASS SO HARD LAST WEEKS COKE WOULD FLY OUT OF HIS NOSE!

313 days ago
74.

Livvie     

Oh good Lord...gmab Charlie.

313 days ago
75.

Casey    

I usually would not make a comment like this but Charlie Sheen Shut the f*** up! Those Louisiana boys would put a whippin'on your damn scrawny little short ass you would never recover from! You're nothing but a druggy, a drunk a woman abuser and a washed up loser!

313 days ago
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