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Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson

Apologize ...

Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

12/21/2013 2:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

update-grey-gray-barhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.

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Does anyone really care what Charlie Sheen has to say, he can't even write a letter that is understandable, just a bunch of ignorance, as is everything he says. We don't care that he's gay, I mean if he cared so much about his gay friends, he would come out of the closet. He is nothing but an abuser, an alchoholic and drug addict. Phil Robertson has more class than him and all his gay friends.

264 days ago


Really??? you need new friends!! And you need a lesson in manners. Your rant is tiring, boring & sounds like a child who is having themselves a tantrum. Go to your room & stay there until you can act your age!!

249 days ago


Charlie Sheen is an IDIOT! Who really listens to this train wreck anyway??? Stupid little ****! I'd like to put a redneck beatdown on this little yuppie, wanna be actor! That would make me HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!!

249 days ago


You all have been brainwashed by that redneck bigot piece of **** to liking his show.**** DUCK DYNASTY,**** PHIL ROBERTSON AND **** THE PEOPLE WHO DEFENDED HIM!!!!

94 days ago


Phil Robertson must be one of the most dumbest rednecks I ever met and I don't even watch his racist ass show.If he hates gays then I hate rednecks.Now How's that for a free speech?Nice job Charlie Sheen;put some fear into that white trash hillbilly piece of ****!!!Gay Power.

94 days ago
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