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Lindsay Lohan

Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has Naked Photos!

1/8/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0107-lindsay-lohan-laptop-shanghaiYou want to see Lindsay Lohan naked?  That's what she's afraid of ... because we know what's in her stolen computer.

Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China, and she's offering a reward for its return.  In a move showing an utter lack of sophistication, Lindsay isn't specifying how much she'll give ... she's saying, "Whatever it takes."  Translation:  A lot.

Why, you ask, is she so freaked out?  We've learned she had a bunch of nude photos of herself.  She claims they're all from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released.  Again, when an actress is asked to take her clothes off, usually no good comes from that.

And there's more ... We're told Lindsay claims she has "private correspondence" from a bunch of famous people, including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga, that she wants to keep under wraps.

We pressed on whether there were selfies but got no answer ... so we're guessing there are.

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LK    

I really wonder how bad the stuff she has on it & how much is incriminating ???
Ohhhhh Oprah is gonna lose it over this one . Lindsay , Oprah is going to whip you . You stupid sc unt !!!
Oprah's fake docuseries will never get aired .
It's been doomed fm day one . Perhaps Oprah has always new this & is just doing it as a tax right off as a loss ????

202 days ago
17.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

BS, there are nude pics alright...her being ridden like seabisquit by a bunch of arabs while snorting blow out of one of thier hairy ass holes..."corredpondence with famous people" translates into viki for drugs,al turki for drugs,gavin for drugs,dina for paying johns..who ever has the computer can sell the pics to someone whos got a creepy old lady fetish..

202 days ago
18.

Luna    

I doubt she is that concerned about naked pictures. She probably got some pictures of her doing coke or booze she doesn't want someone to see.

202 days ago
19.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Something tells me she is making it up..but if not good luck on not finding it.she swiped it from the chateau marmonth to start with...for all we know she tweeted that it was stolen from the computer itself..i dont trust ir believe a convicted liar,thief and junkie

202 days ago
20.

Larvey Heaven    

I'd pay big hollywood cash to see those! Hubba Hubba! ..

202 days ago
21.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

"judge i couldnt skype my therapy sessions because a yellow man stole my laptop, i will do extra once i start my community service.QUICHE" Next she asks for 4 or 5 extensions

202 days ago
22.

just because    

i .....after 8 years....am still trying to find/make sense of LiLo's nipples

202 days ago
23.

just because    

do they exist? what is nipple pigment?

202 days ago
24.

burning_plastic    

Could this be made up? It gets her a lot of attention to talk about having nudes stolen and these sound like nice pro pictures and the letters from Woody Allen and Lady Gaga are a nice brag, too.

202 days ago
25.

just because    

Areola - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

202 days ago
26.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

After recieving that plastic,unhonorable mention award at an unknown SOHU awards show where no one clapped when she was announced and people looked at her in disgust (her instakilo pics). She tried to frame the chinese people..or she left it in the mens bathroom stall where she was spit shining a line of peoples balls. There is one instagram pic where she is at a jewelery story looking like she was going to steal something..she should check there. "Daddy,all these chinese people are on coke because they are scratching their necks alot.they stole my computer and $10,000 out of my purse"

202 days ago
27.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Who wants to see her naked?? We've all seen her air brush, photo shopped naked and that was scary enough.

Adding Woody Allen and Gaga into this story, it totally came from

Ding Dong Dina.....Selling her BS lies to TMZ cause her taxes are due, ...So Lame, no one believes.

202 days ago
28.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Here’s Lindsay Lohan being honored at something called the Sohu Fashion Achievement Awards in Shanghai. So good news, everyone! If I’m doing my math right, I’m pretty sure that “showing up to a D-list foreign awards ceremony” is the last stop on the list before doing porn. So stayed tuned, because it sounds like Lindsay’s career might finally be getting back on track.

202 days ago
29.

ó|ó    

Nudes of someone who has already posed nude - no big deal.
The shame of private secrets leaking out from stolen computer - no match to shame of years of drug use, theivery and lying.
What is she so upset about?
She herself is far worse of a shame than whatever is on her computer ffs.

202 days ago
30.

Good riddance!    

Hey Crackie, not a whole lot of fun when someone steals YOUR stuff now is it, you fricking Lo-thief!

202 days ago
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