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Lindsay Lohan

Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has Naked Photos!

1/8/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0107-lindsay-lohan-laptop-shanghaiYou want to see Lindsay Lohan naked?  That's what she's afraid of ... because we know what's in her stolen computer.

Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China, and she's offering a reward for its return.  In a move showing an utter lack of sophistication, Lindsay isn't specifying how much she'll give ... she's saying, "Whatever it takes."  Translation:  A lot.

Why, you ask, is she so freaked out?  We've learned she had a bunch of nude photos of herself.  She claims they're all from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released.  Again, when an actress is asked to take her clothes off, usually no good comes from that.

And there's more ... We're told Lindsay claims she has "private correspondence" from a bunch of famous people, including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga, that she wants to keep under wraps.

We pressed on whether there were selfies but got no answer ... so we're guessing there are.

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46.

pat    

I have never seen her with a laptop. I suppose she calls her phone a laptop. Check when she comes back. It'll be in her dirty little hands like usual.


And a word to anyone thinking there will be a reward. There is no reward. She'll rip you off. She's also pulled that off .


Yet another Lohan stunt.

254 days ago
47.

Firefly    

Gavin has it and is holding out for more ransom money. That is why she took the reward for it off of Twitter. She knows who has it and how much he wants. Next moves yours Lindsay. That would be so funny if he did take it and started releasing info one day at a time.
:)

254 days ago
48.

STFUP    

More like: "Oh crap ... I'm becoming dangerously irrelevant - again. What can I do to drum up some publicity? I know! Heck, everyone's seen me naked anyway!"

254 days ago
49.

Sam    

Lilo's just about to turn that corner, leading to that cliff, that will take her directly to Rock Bottom.

#LuckyWorld

254 days ago
50.

Sam    

Guess the only way will know if she got her computer back is when she's signed on for Woody's next film, and releasing a duet with Gaga lol

254 days ago
51.

GolfWang #FemaleBelieber     

Ewwwwww Gross . Ugly no talent Thug worst than Chris brown

254 days ago
52.

iguane    

Pretty sure the whole thiong is made up to have a little bit of attention because no one gives a crap about her anymore.

254 days ago
53.

Truth    

SAW THEM ON E-BAY... NOT SURPRISED ---> NO BIDS!! SELLER HAS LOWERED HALF PRICE. #TRUTH!!

254 days ago
54.

Sam    

What a shame, and just when she was on the cusp of her comebacks.

254 days ago
55.

Nobody Special    

Some little China Boy is locked in his room,
sat on his left hand for 30 minutes to put it to sleep and is now masturbating with his left hand numb & asleep so it feels like a stranger while watching the Twerking LiLo-Dog-Tongue Peanutbutter clip in a dark closet.

Woff Woff, and the dog does that stupid Miley White Coated Tongue display with the Red-Eye Wink at the end.

254 days ago
56.

bernergirl    

Unless it holds the answer of how she keeps getting off with warnings, nothing much new....your play China!

254 days ago
57.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Just bought it off ebay..but the return address is in merrick long island on old mill road..

254 days ago
58.

Sue    

She is so transparent and she lost that computer on purpose

254 days ago
59.

Bossy Potato    

Tmz sucks now. Who are these people you write about now? No one cares. It's so trashy.

254 days ago
60.

ketjo    

More like " I need money so " Lady Gaga and Woody must have told her no more blackmail so she is now sending a very public pay me or ....message .....What does she do behind close doors ? and others .... its her little black book of photos and recordings she keeps on everybody....

254 days ago
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