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Lindsay Lohan

Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has Naked Photos!

1/8/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0107-lindsay-lohan-laptop-shanghaiYou want to see Lindsay Lohan naked?  That's what she's afraid of ... because we know what's in her stolen computer.

Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China, and she's offering a reward for its return.  In a move showing an utter lack of sophistication, Lindsay isn't specifying how much she'll give ... she's saying, "Whatever it takes."  Translation:  A lot.

Why, you ask, is she so freaked out?  We've learned she had a bunch of nude photos of herself.  She claims they're all from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released.  Again, when an actress is asked to take her clothes off, usually no good comes from that.

And there's more ... We're told Lindsay claims she has "private correspondence" from a bunch of famous people, including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga, that she wants to keep under wraps.

We pressed on whether there were selfies but got no answer ... so we're guessing there are.

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91.

ALEX    

I'M SORRY. SEEING LINDSAY LOHAN NAKED IS NEWS HOW?????

183 days ago
92.

Grandma Cracker    

Now maybe the world will know how LL got the nick name Princess Poop.

183 days ago
93.

ALEX    

I am sorry how is seeing Lindsay Lohan naked news? Maybe the person who has her laptop will discover a new freckle we havent seen before.

183 days ago
94.

pattycakes not to be confused with pattycake    

The pictures from China show a much healthier looking woman as compared to London a year ago. She seems too old for all this drama, you know? Seems like someone needs to shake her and scream "GROW UP!"

183 days ago
95.

LLsez    

Memories:

NEW YORK — A New York City college student has sued Lindsay Lohan, claiming the "Mean Girls" star took her mink coat without permission and kept it for more than two weeks.

Maria Markova said in a lawsuit filed Monday that Lohan, 21, took the $12,000 golden sheared mink coat while in the nightclub 1 Oak on Jan. 26.

The 22-year-old Markova's lawyer, Merrill Cohen, said Lohan had been sitting next to her client. Cohen said Markova next saw her coat on Lohan in a photo in OK! magazine.

Cohen said she called Lohan's representatives and demanded the return of the coat. She said Markova got the coat back Feb. 14.

Lohan's lawyer, Blair Berk, said it would be inappropriate to comment on the case

183 days ago
96.

DownSouth    

Puss* shots! Heeeey! Expect TMZ to report herpes pustules whether she has them or not!

183 days ago
97.

ilovegossip    

Chateau Marmont took back what was rightfully theirs...

183 days ago
98.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Still want to know how lohancrew and nicole can post such bull shyt about Dina being half way through the 12 step program and getting tested at AA meetings for drugs and alcohol. Ni one buys it especially the judge thats seen hundreds OF DUIS.

183 days ago
99.

FUTMZ    

Yep. I knew it. Linds had to upstage DUIna's PerpWalk..... can't let mommy steal the limelight! Tell ya what, Linds...... to be fair, we'll give you another six-week continuance to "find the thief". When they're "found", their NON-VIOLENT MISDEMEANOR crime will be handled with house-arrest and therapy sessions. They can Skype those from your laptop.

183 days ago
100.

FUTMZ    

"DUIna Lohan @duinalohan
Chinease people are mean".

183 days ago
101.

Grandma Cracker    

Maybe this was Baron Hilton's revenge.

183 days ago
102.

Kelly    

Hilton karma??

183 days ago
103.

fyi    

a que tanto interés?
no es por nada, es que me deprime tus irrespetuosos juegos, no entiendo tu sadismo.
dejame en paz.
no ves que soy una persona desequilibrada y que has contribuido a perderme definitivamente.
deja de explorarme y echarme cacahuetes y darme patadas, imbecil.
y lo que digo no tiene ni puta gracia.

183 days ago
104.

Chief Gall    

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Friggin haters can't stand the fact that Lindsay is admired and liked by big time celebs. Ya wanna think Woody is not her friend. Lady Gaga is not her friend. Meryl thinks Lindsay can't act and hates her. I can go on and on and on naming actors and directors who admire and like Lindsay Lohan. But poor, delusional, pathetic haters desperately try to convince themselves the whole world despises Lindsay Lohan. What's your problem, poor things? LOL!!!! She shows her pretty head at a dj gig and the crowd cheers. She introduces M Cyrus and the crowd cheers when Lindsay is introduced. Where are the boos??? Can't hear it. I can't remember how many times the huge paying crowd roared at Foxwoods. No boos, no protesters carrying signs saying Go Away Lindsay Skank. But she's universally despised, in the minds of silly haters. From what fukking planet were you spawned?? MLOL!!!!!!!!!!
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gone>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

183 days ago
105.

EastCoastChopper    

That's interesting! I was at the Cathay Pacific Lounge at Shanghai Int'l Airport and I saw this group of Chinese gentlemen huddled around a laptop trying to (what I thought) remember a password. They had a tech guy in the group and after about 5 minutes - I heard some loud gasps...and one guy screamed! Then 4 of the guys began vomiting what looked like dumplings and egg roll all over the place... Now these dudes left the laptop sitting in the lounge...they just walked away from it wiping vomit from their shirts.

Might be related...might not.

183 days ago
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