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Lindsay Lohan

Crap ... My Stolen Computer Has Naked Photos!

1/8/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0107-lindsay-lohan-laptop-shanghaiYou want to see Lindsay Lohan naked?  That's what she's afraid of ... because we know what's in her stolen computer.

Lindsay claims her computer was stolen at the airport in Shanghai, China, and she's offering a reward for its return.  In a move showing an utter lack of sophistication, Lindsay isn't specifying how much she'll give ... she's saying, "Whatever it takes."  Translation:  A lot.

Why, you ask, is she so freaked out?  We've learned she had a bunch of nude photos of herself.  She claims they're all from various photo shoots that were never supposed to be released.  Again, when an actress is asked to take her clothes off, usually no good comes from that.

And there's more ... We're told Lindsay claims she has "private correspondence" from a bunch of famous people, including Woody Allen and Lady Gaga, that she wants to keep under wraps.

We pressed on whether there were selfies but got no answer ... so we're guessing there are.

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CremeBrulee    

Not interested. How much $?

102 days ago
2.

jackmama311    

paris hilton called in a favor.

102 days ago
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BLUE UGLY    

Impotence becomes me.

102 days ago
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stef    

Stolen???? Please. Someone is desperate for attention.

102 days ago
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dyls_E    

do that computer a favor and kill it!

102 days ago
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LK    

Eww Nasty nude pic's of Lilo .
That's just gross !

102 days ago
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DiM    

Ugh, she is never gonna go away is she? *insert genital warts parallel jokes here**

102 days ago
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Majestik    

Actually, Smeggy's computer needs to come back at any price because her client list along with dates, times and amounts in on that. The Turbanators are sweating their balls off right now. She's got a bigger black book than Heidi Fleiss at the height of her career.

102 days ago
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LK    

Maybe she is trying to make some money off the release of these nasty pic's .

102 days ago
10.

tenley    

Loser.

102 days ago
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vroomvroom    

Please don't release those pics, nobody wants to see that freckled pumpum

102 days ago
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LK    

Oh no ! Call the FBI & find these nasty pic's !!! So she can get them back & sell them . lol

102 days ago
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LordGobblecock    

such a pathetic publicity stunt. what kinda dumb celeb travels with a laptop with such explicit images of themselves on it? I know she's dumb but nobodies that dumb. No doubt this some scheme to make money from nude pics of herself that will no doubt pop up somewhere. Ho Hum.

102 days ago
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Sam    

Did she just surreptitiously threaten Woody Allen and Lady Gaga?

102 days ago
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LK    

Like MAJESTIK already said .
All her clients / John's / tricks & drug dealers info is on there . Someone is going 2 extort her for big bucks . Not just some piddly reward she is offering .

102 days ago
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