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New York Jets Star

Masturbated In Target Parking Lot

... Witness Says [Update]

1/17/2014 8:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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8:41 AM PT -- Kellen's rep issued a statement saying the whole thing was a misunderstanding because Kellen was NOT throwing a J.

"Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home."

The rep continued, "There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim."
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New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.  

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.

According to the report, a 58-year-old white lady had pulled up next to Kellen's Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed Kellen sitting in the driver's seat with the window open.

The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that's when she saw his erect penis ... and called the cops.

When cops arrived to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car ... along with synthetic marijuana labelled "Mr. Happy" -- and Kellen admitted he smokes the stuff to help him relax.

Cops asked Kellen what he was doing in the parking lot and he said he was looking for a Boston Market but got lost. Cops note that K's penis was not exposed when they arrived.

Kellen was eventually arrested and hauled to a nearby station.

Winslow Jr. was never charged with anything related to alleged public masturbating -- but he was hit with drug charges for the synthetic weed ... and last week, pleaded not guilty.

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46.

Glenn    

"According to the report, a 58-year-old white lady had pulled up next to Kellen's Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed Kellen sitting in the driver's seat with the window open.

The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that's when she saw his erect penis ... and called the cops."

Because 58 year old women routinely pull up next to an Escalade in freezing weather and try to chat up the occupant about the weather?? And if she managed to see his erect penis through TWO drivers windows in the cold, well, he must be hung like a pony....Did she have her head stuck out her window and into his????

188 days ago
47.

DaveL    

Smoke fake weed and masturbate in the Target parking lot.... now there's a fetish you don't run across everyday. Keep it in your pants, knucklehead.

188 days ago
48.

PureRadiance    

So, he was high, jacking off, some woman pulls up next to him, he gets caught whacking the wood with grease . Ok got it. But don't care.

188 days ago
49.

bigdgldmny    

While people are stealing CC accounts from target customers , Kellen should know who looks suspect

188 days ago
50.

FREDDIE75    

HOW IN THE HELL DO U GET ARRESTED FOR SMOKING K-2 WHICH IS IMITATION SYNTHETIC WEED DAT IS LEGAL TO SMOKE BCUZ OTHERWISE IT WOULDNT BE SOLD IN GROCERY STORES!!!!!! SMH???

188 days ago
51.

Trooper Tom    

Oh come on who jerks off using Vaseline? That crap is damn terrible you can't get it off your tool by some KY

188 days ago
52.

The Ger    

Thr old lady wanted some and he turned her down, so she turned him in.

188 days ago
53.

duanculo    

don't believe this for a minute. how did this old woman see into his escalade, she must have been hella tall .... PLUS who the **** stops by a random stranger to make small talk about the damn weather ... as if it isn't normally cold in new york. utter bull****

188 days ago
54.

Tickyta    

You know it ain't true, it was cold outside, his window open, ummmm cold-shrinkage?

188 days ago
55.

denverman    

http://teespring.com/shewantstheddenver

188 days ago
56.

Umanyways    

wow how quickly his rep tried to spin the story. Ok to say he was looking for a boston market is BS. Was that in the police report? and being arrested? ok for the weed thing yea but for being butt naked in the car who cares? by the way How STUPID are these million dollar professional athletes!! They know alot about sports but as for common sense and street smarts, Not a clue! IDIOTS!!

188 days ago
57.

Umanyways    

Case of the Dumb Jock.

188 days ago
58.

Howard G    

Kellen Winslow Jr's story hits another public low in what we still call journalism. A. Who really cares and B. Maybe she was going to solicit him. But really, she couldn't just turn her car around and move on. Too many busy bodies (ha ha) out there. Why didn't she say he was committing a hate crime or something.
Kellen, my advice, keep your hands on the wheel at all times.

187 days ago
59.

Bart     

Great.... so some hag starts up a conversation, gets nowhere and then calls the police who arrest a guy smoking something called "synthetic" weed.

So who's the victim here? Isn't it time society got over our need to criminalize pot -- "synthetic" or otherwise?

187 days ago
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