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Broncos Fans

Statewide Porn Binge

After Super Bowl Defeat

2/3/2014 1:54 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Nothing cures the agony of defeat like furious masturbation -- at least that's how Broncos Nation decided to deal with its grief last night ... after losing the Super Bowl 43-8.

XXX giant PornHub.com just released some fascinating stats from last night's porn viewership on its website -- showing overall viewership was down 32% during the big game ... down even more in Denver (51%) and Seattle (61%). Makes sense.

The tide turns around the halftime mark (EST) ... when most of the audience bailed on the game ... but things got even more interesting after the final score.

While porn viewing numbers in Seattle and Washington dropped below average in the wake of their massive victory -- presumably because everyone was out partying -- the numbers in Denver and Colorado surged to 10.8% and 7.6% above average, respectively.

So far, no word from Kleenex or Vaseline.

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Vote2012    

Weird stuff only people in Hollywood care about.

241 days ago
17.

RaineeDrops    

Leave it to the sick immature jerks at TMZ to make such a story. We don't want to know about how some of you went and masturbated or viewed porn.

You TMZ employees are immature and sick, grow up.

Trashy.

241 days ago
18.

Jordan    

Where is the Third Red Line to Show TMZ Staffers watching Porn During the Super Bowl I bet it is off the Chart.

241 days ago
19.

Aaron    

This is the dumbest story ever posted on this site,totally not worth posting.

241 days ago
20.

mallball    

Cool story bro

241 days ago
21.

JLS    

Posting this is a NEW LOW for TMZ. Really? Who cares who is masturbating in either city. My God. Goodbye, TMZ - your days are numbered if this is all you have to post....

241 days ago
22.

Anonymous    

This is "celebrity news?"

241 days ago
23.

Minnie Mouse    

Oh my gosh...that is too funny ;))

241 days ago
24.

Autumnal    

Halfway through the game, Denver fans decided they wanted to see some actual professional ball handling.

241 days ago
25.

Jayassociates    

Totally had to wait my turn for the bathroom (aching c**k and all). Thought it was just me that wanted to nut (I always do it a lot). But I heard my dad in there pounding it fast and hard and then after I was done my brother went in there, 10 minutes later I'm peaking under the door and he's just stroking away. I think we all left *** on the carpet lol

241 days ago
26.

Jeems    

sometimes you have to beat the depression out of yourself

241 days ago
27.

Azi    

They're too stoned to go looking for it !

241 days ago
28.

Azi    

Just how many sick and perverted Bronco fans punched and abused their genitalia last night ?

241 days ago
29.

Aarin    

Angry hands eh?

241 days ago
30.

ColiePolie    

I always prefer to night cap with an evening story about how furiously meat is being beaten these days.

241 days ago
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