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Broncos Fans

Statewide Porn Binge

After Super Bowl Defeat

2/3/2014 1:54 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Nothing cures the agony of defeat like furious masturbation -- at least that's how Broncos Nation decided to deal with its grief last night ... after losing the Super Bowl 43-8.

XXX giant PornHub.com just released some fascinating stats from last night's porn viewership on its website -- showing overall viewership was down 32% during the big game ... down even more in Denver (51%) and Seattle (61%). Makes sense.

The tide turns around the halftime mark (EST) ... when most of the audience bailed on the game ... but things got even more interesting after the final score.

While porn viewing numbers in Seattle and Washington dropped below average in the wake of their massive victory -- presumably because everyone was out partying -- the numbers in Denver and Colorado surged to 10.8% and 7.6% above average, respectively.

So far, no word from Kleenex or Vaseline.

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Superbowlchamps    

I'm going to say it was Eric Decker. He had a bad night. His wife loves sex, but she's could have a baby any day. So he's out I'm sure.

157 days ago
47.

Superbowlchamps    

People in Colorado wanted to see something other than the Broncos get pounded.

157 days ago
48.

BB not bb    

Man football fans are a weird bunch. These people paid anywhere from $1,200 -$2,00 0 + per ticket to go sit in the cold at night and watch men in spandex chase around a ball. Then they were trapped on the train platforms for hours where they were so hot they were stripping off their clothes and passing out.

These people seem deranged all around. The last place I would want to be is in the midst of them at some lousy game. If they aren't drunk and fighting each other, shouting over nothing, they are doing this? It just brings mindless to a new level.

157 days ago
49.

EastCoastChopper    

Funny! You know one of those hits was from Floyd Mayweather!

Another porn stat - the top 3 most searches for "gay porn" come from Saudi Arabia - Those crazy infidels!

157 days ago
50.

bbbarbiedoll    

What adds to the funny is how the graph looks like a diagram of a uterus and ovaries.....I bet they planned that statewide masterbating session....lmao

156 days ago
51.

That Guy    

It makes sense.. People tend to get heated up after literally getting r@ped.

156 days ago
52.

get real    

OMG, funniest story ever. Surprised at all the negative comments. BTW --chick here, I never watch porn.

155 days ago
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