Terrell Owens and his bride had a whole TWO WEEKS of newlywed bliss -- but now she wants out! What went wrong with the ex-postal worker? Hint: it rhymes with schmoney.

Plus, Paul George admits hooking up with a stripper in Miami -- but he's not copping to knocking her up. Not yet, anyway. Who ya got in this baby mama battle?

And listen up Cleveland Cavaliers ... we got a porn star making one hell of an offer to inspire the putrid team to start winning. If this doesn't turn around their season, nothing will.