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Chris Kattan

Lashes Out After DUI

Stop Being Mean to Me!

2/10/2014 2:25 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0210-chris-kattan-tmz-carChris Kattan expects that you can drive your car on the freeway, crash into a parked vehicle, come close to killing someone, get arrested for driving under the influence -- but it's reprehensible for reporters to call him out on it.

Chris just tweeted, "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it at all."

Kattan explains his arrest this way: "I just got back from a 15 hour flight after touring out of the country. I was exhausted. The police were so kind. I'm lucky nobody was hurt."

Our law enforcement sources say ... Kattan confessed to cops he was on Rx meds while driving erratically on the 101 Freeway, before striking a Dept. of Transportation vehicle that was inside a coned area.

Kattan also says he "passed all the tests" -- an odd comment, because he flunked the field sobriety test in spectacular fashion.

We'll stop on this one ... hard to find something nice to say about it.

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CLINT    

Hard to say someting nice about it! The only time TMZ has something nice to say is when it comes to penises. You guys do nothing but breed hate and racism so don't try and take the high road. Bunch of uneducated buffoons who wouldn't know how to write if they were promised a BJ from Harvey.

253 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

So when did airlines start handing out prescription drugs on their flights?
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253 days ago
18.

DirkDiggler    

Do not talk to cops. Do not submit to field sobriety test....EVER

253 days ago
19.

lesbian rock    

Corky? Is that you, Corky?

Putting him on my Celbs that will probably OD this year, list.

253 days ago
20.

SAWolf    

Lock him up, let Bubba be mean to him.

253 days ago
21.

Tax    

What a selfish person he is, maybe he should read the news and see how many people were killed by people on under the influence driving this weekend. He was just lucky he did not kill someone.

253 days ago
22.

August    

He's been a STREET-GUTTER ALCOHOLIC for years...

253 days ago
23.

Champagne Jayne    

What is love baby don't hurt me no more.......

253 days ago
24.

ivan    

15 hors and Rx drugs and all his $$ and HE cannot afford a taxi ?

cry me a river

253 days ago
25.

Champagne Jayne    

Baby don't hurt him no more.......

253 days ago
26.

Spottedfeather    

This isn't Chris Kattan.

253 days ago
27.

elle    

Over the top headline much? Read Kattan's tweet.

253 days ago
28.

Bossy Potato    

Any excuse...

253 days ago
29.

NE1    

i thought it was just a fender bender.. that's a serious accident, if that wasn't a mercedes that car would have been folded in half, he really could have killed someone.

253 days ago
30.

2idiots    

Gosh Chris you should be thankful that TMZ wrote a story about you whining like 10 year girl who's being picked on rather then a story about you dying in an alcohol related car accident.

253 days ago
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