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Chris Kattan

Lashes Out After DUI

Stop Being Mean to Me!

2/10/2014 2:25 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0210-chris-kattan-tmz-carChris Kattan expects that you can drive your car on the freeway, crash into a parked vehicle, come close to killing someone, get arrested for driving under the influence -- but it's reprehensible for reporters to call him out on it.

Chris just tweeted, "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it at all."

Kattan explains his arrest this way: "I just got back from a 15 hour flight after touring out of the country. I was exhausted. The police were so kind. I'm lucky nobody was hurt."

Our law enforcement sources say ... Kattan confessed to cops he was on Rx meds while driving erratically on the 101 Freeway, before striking a Dept. of Transportation vehicle that was inside a coned area.

Kattan also says he "passed all the tests" -- an odd comment, because he flunked the field sobriety test in spectacular fashion.

We'll stop on this one ... hard to find something nice to say about it.


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Mango, your tweet was gold lame'.

263 days ago


just for harvey the more of us who read his story the more animated he'll get. nothing more fun to watch than an animated little person,

263 days ago

Hashtag Titties    

Nothing's better than entitled individuals who refuse to take responsibility for their actions except when these a-holes then get upset for being held accountable. Absolutely great television and maybe he'll get to a point of acceptance and realizing his role in the situation.

263 days ago


How many times has he been "lucky" he didn't kill anybody? Only takes one tiny bit of bad luck to kill a family.

263 days ago


Maybe he can do some man whoring to pay his fine. Or call Adam Sandler.

263 days ago


Well..hardly a celebrity. HAS BEEN! He should get charged and penalized to the full extent of the law and not get a slap on the wrist. HE IS UGLY!

263 days ago

Champagne Jayne    

Mango don't hurt me or Richard Grieco no more.

263 days ago


This would have been avoided if road crews could just wait until Chris gets home before parking on the side of the road to do work.

263 days ago

Ron Fing Swanson    

This goof wasn't even funny when he actually had some stardom.

263 days ago

Pure Evil    

Lock the little Doosh sausage licker up. They'll treat him real good.

263 days ago


Great now I have that song from Night at the Roxbury stuck in my head... baby don't hurt more ... :)

263 days ago


Lucky he didn't kill someone! There was an accident in my city just last night involving a drunk driver and he killed two of his passengers as well as the driver of the other vehicle. The drunk driver survived (as the always do....) Just a bold reminder, don't drink/drug drive.

263 days ago


Jim Breuer and Norm MacDonald always said he was a d*ck on SNL. Karma!

263 days ago


Mr. Peeper's will be peeping at his but*hole in prison!

263 days ago


Sad and pathetic. Get help.

263 days ago
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