Ryan Seacrest Takes Home Two New Chicks ... Old One Don't Care

2/11/2014 4:30 PM PST

Ryan Seacrest was pimping his face off at a Hollywood nightclub ... slipping into a chauffeur driven ride with 2 babes. And the best part of his smooth move -- he doesn't have to explain it to current GF Shayna Taylor.

Rule #1: Seacrest always wins.