TMZ

Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Simon Cowell

Daddy's Almost at the Hospital

Keep Your Vagina Closed

2/14/2014 11:22 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1214_simon_nyc_splashSimon Cowell's baby mama better tighten up her lady parts ... 'cause the "X-Factor" judge just landed in New York -- and he's making a beeline for the hospital.

We broke the story ... Lauren Silverman went into labor early Friday morning -- and Simon rushed home from London to be there -- but based on his look in the pic ... the soon to be dad doesn't look too worried about missing things.

Something tells us he won't be filming the gruesome process.

89 COMMENTS

No Avatar
1.

Rigby    

Hard for a whore to do keep her legs closed.

217 days ago
2.

ó|ó    

and to hide the fact it was a false alarm, bitch will tell the doctors to give her drugs to start the delivery upon his arrival

217 days ago
3.

DumbingDown    

Keep your vagina closed??? How old are you stupid fvcks at TMZ, and how many actually graduated high school?

217 days ago
4.

Dog And Pony    

Had she'd kept it closed about 9 months ago she wouldn't be in this mess right now, would she?

217 days ago
5.

Master P    

Why would you walk through the scheduled terminal when you arrived on a private jet, supposedly? I call BS on that.

217 days ago
6.

ImSoReal    

This baby will change him for the better.

217 days ago
7.

.    

Tasteless headline & lost any credibility as an authentic player in the journalism industry.

217 days ago
8.

Clytemnestra    

I don't have much of an opinion of him one way or another, but that uniform with the bell bottoms, pointy shoes and tee shirt is godawful. Doesn't he have any other clothes? Hope your baby and Mother are healthy and happy.

217 days ago
9.

cmn    

What an AWESOME "story" to "break" TMZ. Damn, are you guys on it or what

217 days ago
10.

Aarin    

Aw stay classy TMZ.

217 days ago
11.

BLUE UGLY 💩    

She should've kept her vaginer closed in the first place

217 days ago
12.

Dfer    

He dresses like a moron... Nice shoes Prince!

217 days ago
13.

Jillkp    

Keep your vagina closed?!? Wtf TMZ?

217 days ago
14.

Just Jay    

Can't wait to see the sex trophy on Hello magazine.

217 days ago
15.

luckycat    

Big ole QUEEN!

217 days ago
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web