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Kanye West

I Gave My Future Spouse an Oral Exam

... And She Passed

2/15/2014 10:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

021514_drunk_in_love_launchIt's a real oxymoron ... Kanye West realized Kim Kardashian was the girl he wanted to marry when she blew it.

A new remix for Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk in Love" was released Saturday featuring Kanye ... where Yeezus raps about stuff like Kim's ass and his least favorite sex positions.

But the craziest part ... Kanye flows about the first time he realized Kim could be his future wife -- saying, "I impregnated your mouth, girl, oooh ... that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl."

Kanye has become a laughing stock ... insert joke here.

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Gus    

No chick would suck that n*ggas dick other than KarTRASHian, of course he wifed her up, he'll never get a bj again otherwise.

156 days ago
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Debz    

I guess this JACKA$$ thinks that she'll make a good wife just with her oral skills? I just hope someone doesn't talk about his daughter like this in the future!!! What a dumb SH*T!!!!!

156 days ago
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michelle69    

WEEZ HAPPY KENYA WEST HAS KIMYE. JUSTIN BIEBER CAN IGNORE ALL COMMON COURTESIES. PEE IN FLOOR MOP BUCKETS. VIOLATE FAA RULES. DRAG RACE ACCELERATION AND CONSTANT SPEED 136MPH. XANAX WEED CODEINE. UNDERWEAR ON OUTSIDE IN PUBLIC. BROTHELS HOOKERS ESCORTS GIVING STD TO MODELS. PEEING IN ASPEN IN PUBLIC. SKATEBOARD AT BARS. EGGS. AND SO ON ENDLESS FOR MONTHS. PITY PARTY POOR JUSTIN BIEBER CANADIAN BLACK WHITE RAPPER. POOR CHILD. BOO HOO HOO. That white house petition is useless. Prez Borack Oh Bama has photos of him hugging and shaking hands with JUSTIN BIEBER at Christmas. Borack makes $400K per year JB $50M. Borack net worth $12M JB $160M. JB richer than any world leader. Michelle Oh Bama is JB black rapper mama giving advice. Petition signatures of 250,000 or more given the facts above are useless with no deportation possible ever. Borack and michelle want jobs in two years so Justin Bieber Bizzle Sizzle Fizzle is safe in good hands. Nobody can touch JB. Free to pee in any white house mop bucket. JB to own two $12M homes. Borack michelle live free in a white house. FACTS. LOL.

154 days ago
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Mixed Chick    

You are marrying a HUMAN PAY TOILET, Mazeltov.

154 days ago
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Mike    

Wonder if she has big ears so he has something to hold onto.

152 days ago
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Tyler Cerilli    

im a very big Kanye West fan, and i think its very disrespectful what you guys are doing. This truly is bullying. Fock you aszholes. i spell this wrong so its not bleeped out bltches

140 days ago
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Tyler Cerilli    

you guys are ****ing *******s

140 days ago
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Lauren    

Has BECOME a laughing stock? He always has been...

138 days ago
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maintboy    

kanyee likes the taste of pecker dosnt matter whos it is

136 days ago
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peter    

an 'oral' exam? did she do you or did you do her? either way, it would explain why both of you have such bad taste and not just only in your mouths!

130 days ago
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ThisWorldIsNuts     

This doesn't surprise me. He clearly doesn't have respect for her and she is blind. I don't even believe they get married and if they do it won't last long. A relationship with 2 narcissistic media whores will not work after a while.

127 days ago
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