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Kanye West

I Gave My Future Spouse an Oral Exam

... And She Passed

2/15/2014 10:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

021514_drunk_in_love_launchIt's a real oxymoron ... Kanye West realized Kim Kardashian was the girl he wanted to marry when she blew it.

A new remix for Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk in Love" was released Saturday featuring Kanye ... where Yeezus raps about stuff like Kim's ass and his least favorite sex positions.

But the craziest part ... Kanye flows about the first time he realized Kim could be his future wife -- saying, "I impregnated your mouth, girl, oooh ... that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl."

Kanye has become a laughing stock ... insert joke here.

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46.

static    

Two awful human beings meeting their match.

194 days ago
47.

Sin D    

West wins for fooling the most amount of folks into thinking he has talent. The amount is staggering...HAVE YOU BEEN MADE A FOOL BY THIS CROOK?

194 days ago
48.

Kbp    

Give him a break, hes a recovering gay fish. That s**t takes time.

194 days ago
49.

Dee0709    

I think there is seriously something mentally wrong with this guy. I feel so sorry for their baby girl. No chance at a real life or to be a stable, normal person.

194 days ago
50.

DaDa    

Hey kartrashian is proud for being a whore. And even more proud that the douche nozzle put her swallowing in that ****ty tune.

194 days ago
51.

jeannie    

That fool has brain cells dying on a daily basis.

194 days ago
52.

vidaloco    

Wow talk abt a ***** putting u on blast for swallowing his nut .....KK that money must be way better than some old **** like RESPECT......

194 days ago
53.

oleman    

please enough of these people.....whats up with all these stories on these trashy people. Seriously TMZ was quiet on these trashy people for so long!!! Did pimp momma get a new contract with TMZ?

194 days ago
54.

MightyMatt    

Big mouth, tiny d*ck!

194 days ago
55.

Dixon's Mama    

That is absolutely disgusting. He is such a self absorbed douche bag. Gawd I hope he dies, seriously. I don't care how mean that is.

194 days ago
56.

photodude    

Kanye is S***

194 days ago
57.

REALLY?    

Kanye & Kim.. the couple that defines hard core PORN.. so sad their child has to grow up in that environment! The kind of parents she can brag about and look up to....

194 days ago
58.

Seriously?!?    

His Mom should've swallowed him.

194 days ago
59.

Nobody Special    

He Raps with a Gay Lisp.

It's so painful to listen to.

The Music sounds like a Gay Bar Thump
from one of his Clubs he frequents.

And this Loser KonGay Thought Kum Deserved the Cover of Vogue. Looks like Corporate made the right decision.

She could not make the Cover of Vague.

The Line where he said he Impregnated her mouth with East-West & South is the Funniest Line, so it looks like North crawled down her stomach like a Panda Bear Embryo and found the pouch to hatch into the North Panda.

194 days ago
60.

mindy    

He is so vile and disgusting... but so is Kim and her mother.

194 days ago
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