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Kanye West

I Gave My Future Spouse an Oral Exam

... And She Passed

2/15/2014 10:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

021514_drunk_in_love_launchIt's a real oxymoron ... Kanye West realized Kim Kardashian was the girl he wanted to marry when she blew it.

A new remix for Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk in Love" was released Saturday featuring Kanye ... where Yeezus raps about stuff like Kim's ass and his least favorite sex positions.

But the craziest part ... Kanye flows about the first time he realized Kim could be his future wife -- saying, "I impregnated your mouth, girl, oooh ... that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl."

Kanye has become a laughing stock ... insert joke here.

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soobeedoo    

Oooo...he be so freeeeekaaaaaayyy.........actually I really don't know what he was saying and I really don't care. :)

187 days ago
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louise    

I never knew of any two people who deserve each other more. They are both pigs.

187 days ago
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Faunmax    

Apparently Kim has no respect for herself or she'd never be with a man he showed her so little respect.

187 days ago
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MightyMatt    

Wait til North is old enough to read about her mama and papa. She'll be very popular with the other kids! Psychological child abuse!

187 days ago
65.

TJ    

Such vulgar people~ him & that "family".
Is the show cancelled yet??

187 days ago
66.

think101    

Wow, I still remember back in the day when entertainers were classy.

187 days ago
67.

She's baaaack    

Oh Kanye, you are a hopeless romantic about your jizz donkey baby mama. How sweet. I think you should write the next song rhyming such words as bukkake, facial, pearl necklace, and skeet mouth when you profess your love for your dumpster. You have such a way with words. I'm sure she's swooning. You two worthless fcukers deserve each other.

187 days ago
68.

Runtunk    

Kanye God don't like ugly so I think it's time out for your mess you need to stop what would your mom say to you the way you is acting and the nasty things you say

187 days ago
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MightyMatt    

Kris Jenner is the Anti-Christ.

187 days ago
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rossi    

Super gross. Id throw up if I went down on her.

187 days ago
71.

Nobody Special    

If Kum marries KonGay now, after he just showed the World how Mental he is, She is
ONLY After the Benjamin s.

Any Girl in her right mind would dump this Jerk for Rapping about something so personal.

And KonGay compares himself to some of the greatest people who ever lived. Ha!

He is now a YouTube Musician, nobody will buy this Crap.

I'm Sure both Sway and God are feeling vindicated today for calling KonGay Out on his Mental Problems.

187 days ago
72.

Msaleze    

All the people in the entire world just collectively vomited.

187 days ago
73.

nikki    

Yuck this guy is so horrible.

187 days ago
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Gracieboop14    

This guy is an absolute PIG..cant wait to see what he does when some dude starts talking about his kid one day the way he talks about Kim K. Shes a PIG for stayin w his classless self! Can have all the money in the world but dont matter wout class!

187 days ago
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maariiaa11    

Tmz makes it sound real bad i suggest u guys go hear it its not that bad

187 days ago
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