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Kanye West

I Gave My Future Spouse an Oral Exam

... And She Passed

2/15/2014 10:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

021514_drunk_in_love_launchIt's a real oxymoron ... Kanye West realized Kim Kardashian was the girl he wanted to marry when she blew it.

A new remix for Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk in Love" was released Saturday featuring Kanye ... where Yeezus raps about stuff like Kim's ass and his least favorite sex positions.

But the craziest part ... Kanye flows about the first time he realized Kim could be his future wife -- saying, "I impregnated your mouth, girl, oooh ... that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl."

Kanye has become a laughing stock ... insert joke here.

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hotwasabi21    

Thanks for sharing Kanye! Nice to know Kim's mouth is your slosh bucket. The sad thing is, while most women would be mortified if a song like that came out about them, Kim is probably basking in it! Apparently, her mouth isn't the only thing getting sprayed - I saw a clip or preview for their show, and Kourtney implied that Kim took a shot to the eye, and Kim smiled and acknowledged that it was true! She wants people to know her man squirts all over her face - and then tries to act cultured! You can't have it both ways honey!

196 days ago
122.

stargazer    

And to think he is the father of a DAUGHTER!!SMH

196 days ago
123.

Karen    

TMI

196 days ago
124.

latinaflava    

what a way to talk bout ur baby mom u prick....what if sme1 made a song like that bout it daughter.....IDIOT

196 days ago
125.

Queen.of.the.Obvious    

Beyonce must just looove having to have her man's best friend rap these lyrics in a remix to her song @@ But its not like this is shocking really.. he's always been a perv with a porn fascination with KK. He probably envisioned getting blown by her long before meeting, back when he used to jerk it to her banging and sucking off Ray J...

196 days ago
126.

Unbroken Chain    

Gross

196 days ago
127.

deb    

If Kim accepts that kind of talk from her "future husband", she's a bigger pig than we all thought.
Don't hear anybody from her family speaking up about
how degrading it is, of course they are all trash mouths also.

196 days ago
128.

Superbowlchamps    

Well he has done what hundreds of men have done with his baby mama.

196 days ago
129.

think101    

If thats what's important he could get a Clinton mask and go on tour with Miley.

196 days ago
130.

Carl    

Lets not forget how Kim K became famous in the first place. It wasn't just being the daughter of a OJ Simpson lawyer.

196 days ago
131.

fandinomia    

This "father" made a rap about how he stuck his little d in some ugly trolls mouth.. stupid crazy mofo. Serously when is tbhis all gonna stop?.. I'm sick of all thisbieber b.s.. and all the kanyes and moronic people that make tmz's pathetic headlines. If you have enough talent, you don't need to be a headline wh*re. These types, talented or not, are pathetic and a waste of my time. While the real talent doesn't get noticed, there's a miley cyrus flashing her puss to keep feeling "important". Pathetic.

196 days ago
132.

Me0303    

Wow she really doesn't value herself if that's what she's settling for

196 days ago
133.

Nancy    

Ay-yi-yi --- what a mess they are...

196 days ago
134.

Height    

Kanye has absolutely no respect for Kim! What you do with your mate is PRIVATE business and NOT for you to advertise to the world! One reason he has no respect for her is because she doesn't have any respect for herself! If all she does is show her boobs and butt to the world clothed with as little as possible, why should Kanye treat her any differently....why not continue to expose her! His comments are absolutely disrespectful to the mother of his daughter! I guess he'd be o.k. with guys treating his daughter the same????

196 days ago
135.

Shannon    

so nasty

196 days ago
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