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Terrell Owens

Roasted In Philly

Haha, You're Broke As Hell

2/21/2014 10:57 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Terrell Owens was ROASTED at a charity event in Philadelphia last night ... and NOTHING was off-limits ... including his child-support issues, divorce and financial problems, TMZ Sports has learned.

The whole thing started off with some jokes about how broke he is ... with Brent Celek's ex-wife Susie Celek, along with Jon Dorenbos' wife Julie, taking shots.

-- "Since Jerry Rice doesn't need any money and T.O. is officially out of food stamps, let's get this thing underway!!!"

-- "Tonight, these people are gonna make fun of you. They're gonna say you're desperate and washed up and a cry baby ... Don't listen to them T.O., they're just bitter and jealous and RIGHT."

We're told Owens spent most of the evening playing on his cell phone while various people tried to make fun of him ... that is until comic Joe Conklin called him out in front of the crowd.

"Pay attention T.O. ... 'cause you're sure as hell not paying child support."

Conklin went on to roast about T.O.'s habit of impregnating just about everyone he meets -- "Now I see why you got the hamburger commercial, because the condom commercial fell through."

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1.

Sid    

This is considered humor? The USA has become sad when the misfortune of others is mocked all in the name if charity.

160 days ago
2.

Vote2012    

Philly is a good place for him, hopefully he will stay in Philly. TO gets what he deserves, everything that has happened to him is because what he did. Not what others did to him.....it's called taking responsibility for your actions that concept had been lost in this society. TO could be living in a cardboard box and I do not care.

160 days ago
3.

Machelle    

Every last one of those "jokes" were lame. That's not a roast. That's not even a simmer.

160 days ago
4.

Giggity Frisky    

Pride, deadliest of the seven deadly sins

160 days ago
5.

shanta588    

The funniest part to me aren't the jokes its the fact that through out his whole career he did everything he could to fit in white people date them, dress like them, and just want to be him but as soon as he goes broke and down on his luck they remind him that he's still a n igger who can't even afford food stamps so of course I'm laughing my azz of ctfu that's what he gets.

159 days ago
6.

RacaveliThaDon    

At least Terrell Owens made it... I mean there's ppl who talk noise and behind closed doors have the same problems

159 days ago

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