Kim Kardashian Escape from Australia!! Or Austria, Or Somewhere Like That ...

2/28/2014 3:10 PM PST

Kim Kardashian's plan to make a quick, easy $500,000 blew up in her face when a fancy event took a seriously racist turn -- if you consider a white guy in Blackface mocking your fiance, racist. 

And the whole thing went down right in the heart of -- well, some of us aren't really sure.