The Oscars Red Carpet Dying for Laughs

3/3/2014 5:45 PM PST

Answer: The Oscars red carpet is the most awesomely hysterical event!  
Question: What is something no one's ever said in the history of anything?  

Yeah, having a bunch of celebs isn't enough to make the annual pre-show funny -- but we have a simple solution. Pay attention, Academy!