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Justin Bieber

Penis is a Moving Target

Hard to Blur

3/5/2014 6:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Miami Beach cops are having technical difficulties with Justin Bieber's penis ... because it moves too much.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend to release more jailhouse videos of the dainty jailbird ... including one showing him peeing into the visible jail toilet.  The judge previously ordered cops to blur Bieber's junk before releasing it ... we mean the video.

But there's a problem ... Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees.  But they're also having technical issues blurring the video.

We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday. 

The judge will review the police department's handiwork before releasing the video.

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106.

YouDon'tKnowMe    

My bad.. Bieber*

209 days ago
107.

Chris    

Our judicial system protecting penis rights. We are doomed.

209 days ago
108.

LAlexi    

Can that clip be made into a GIF???

209 days ago
109.

LAlexi    

Asking myself why I actually tried to see....it.

209 days ago
110.

Drew     

Cant believe a Judge could allow to release a Jail tape of (Justin B.. Peeing , and want to edit ,,,Like seriously ..who Give a **** ... I guess TMZ Does .. sounds suspect Batty man flex fa real

209 days ago
111.

DJ NYTEHAWK    

Is This What It's All About Now Like C'Mon Guys!!!

209 days ago
112.

kylie    

where privacy was seriously people this seems so ridiculous video showing justin, who have nothing else to do!

209 days ago
113.

LJ    

That's what the police tech team is spending time and money on? Really? Good grief.

209 days ago
114.

lora vanover    

Why the hell are they spending tax payers money on stupid videos. Like the public cares if he pees or not.

209 days ago
115.

Rider    

this is what our tax dollars pay for ? to have local police blur celebrity junk? go get a real ****in job. i hate cops and the whole institution.

209 days ago
116.

OK    

I have a feeling we are all being punked. Justin gets tons of publicity and the street cred he so desperately wants.

209 days ago
117.

TheOne    

What's the problem? At most they'll only need 1 pixel.

209 days ago
118.

terry j vey    

What is the point of releaseing a video like this?I thought the videos are for security purposes

209 days ago
119.

backofftmz    

How many tmz f a g s stood there and stared at this video at justinas little wienie and for how long before thinking yeah lets make a story about his peepee

209 days ago
120.

backofftmz    

Its a strap on

209 days ago
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