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Justin Bieber

Penis is a Moving Target

Hard to Blur

3/5/2014 6:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Miami Beach cops are having technical difficulties with Justin Bieber's penis ... because it moves too much.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... they fully intend to release more jailhouse videos of the dainty jailbird ... including one showing him peeing into the visible jail toilet.  The judge previously ordered cops to blur Bieber's junk before releasing it ... we mean the video.

But there's a problem ... Our sources say they're having trouble obfuscating Bieber's genital area, because he moves as he pees.  But they're also having technical issues blurring the video.

We're told the police tech team has been working on the problem non-stop since Tuesday. 

The judge will review the police department's handiwork before releasing the video.

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ivan    

THE JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THE MEDIA ARE A COMPLETE JOKE. WELCOME TO RUSSIA.

175 days ago
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Alicia    

What is the point of this? What a waste of time & money- if this was anyone else would they be going to this much effort to release a video of them peeing? This is getting ridiculous!

175 days ago
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urstandingonmytoes    

Everyone wants to bash the police, but they have no except to release it thanks to the Freedom of Information Act. You can thank the media and a liberal court system, because THEY are to blame.

175 days ago
124.

Catty    

why is the police doing this? it's ridiculous, what's the point!

175 days ago
125.

Jeff    

well at least people now know where their tax dollars are going, LOL!

175 days ago
126.

AwkwardCherrios♡    

If the purge or an uprising ever comes the corrupt better hide good.

175 days ago
127.

Rat    

What a GROSS waste of time effort and tax dollars. The public does not need to, or have any right to watch Justin Beiber or any other inmate for that matter, as they are urinating, defecating or any of that. It's perverse and exploitative of the Miami police to be doing this crap.

175 days ago
128.

Yu Lee    

Why don't they rub it until it's HARD (to see) Well this penis issue is far more important than Russia preparing for war!

175 days ago
129.

Yu Lee    

How *** there is no penis camera footage of other people who get arrested? It seems Justin's penis was set up for this, so to speak!

175 days ago
130.

LuvLuv    

He needs help.

175 days ago
131.

Bill5martin    

This is a joke! So someone can be arrested and before the trial. The jail releases video which shouldn't be public domain. It is ridiculous. I couldn't care less about bieber, but what about innocent till proven guilty. I would like to know if tmz pays for the video or is given it free.. They should not be able to take such personal videos. Let alone release them. I wonder how much the jail is making off all this. I hope he actually wins and sues them all.

174 days ago
132.

JesusChrist    

what is the purpose of even releasing a video of him peeing?

174 days ago
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Jacked Up on Beef    

Does he pee standing up or sitting down?

151 days ago
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lauren    

The Miami police are out of line, you can't publish personal videos or Images like this of a person without permission and it is obvious that they haven't had permission. The police don't release videos or images like this when there is an not famous individual involved so why do they think that they have the right to do this to celebrities. Just because you are the police doesn't mean that you can do what ever the hell you want. Yes in prison there is no privacy but quite frankly you don't have to share the videos with the whole world. It is unfair and too personal. The Miami police are out of line in my opinion publishing these videos and images and also making up most of the things that happened at the time of the arrest. If you call that good police inforcement then you need to think again.

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