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George Clooney

Marry Now ...

Or Forever Hold Your Penis

3/20/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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They said it would never happen, but George Clooney finally found a woman -- Amal Alamuddin -- with something all the rest of have lacked ... credentials that put his own to shame.

So, if he doesn't marry this time ... it's never gonna happen! Yeah, we know. It's never gonna happen.

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Laughing at celebrities is fun.    

What a downgrade, she has male looking features. Clowney must be coming out.

157 days ago
17.

think101    

Harvey, I realize this is a celebrity gossip show but can you imagine how annoying it would be if people kept asking you that. I am a big fan of yours but please tell your writers to let it go.

157 days ago
18.

DeAnna    

I think George is gay and just trying to be straight.

157 days ago
19.

Faye    

I have to believe with her credentials, she'll get bored talking to him pretty quickly. George isn't exactly a mental giant.

157 days ago
20.

William Foresman    

She's just not that hot, sorry.

157 days ago
21.

Judy    

George Clooney is patterning himself after Cary Grant -- his facial expressions, his style of dressing, things like that -- and you know there have always been rumors about Cary Grant's sexuality. Personally, I've long believed George Clooney to be gay.

157 days ago
22.

some guy    

I thought George is dating her because he finally found a kindred spirit who shares his passion for colonoscopies.

156 days ago
23.

Truth    

She's an uppity lib just like him. yay

156 days ago
24.

ironica    

All the "he's really gay" comments crack me up. Guess what - he's NOT. He dated a very close friend of mine and he did some very "not gay" stuff with her. All the gay conspiracies about men in Hollywood get started by men with small bank accounts and even smaller penises.

156 days ago
25.

Barbara    

He never got over his wife.....

156 days ago
26.

Jessica    

If , by some miracle, they do end up married and have a baby, then that baby will have the most epic eyebrows ever! Just saying...

156 days ago
27.

Kd    

Great another BEARD . Can we stop pretending that Clooney is hetro yet?

156 days ago
28.

Casey    

Damn she is ugly! Guess he doesn't want a woman prettier then him!

156 days ago
29.

Snerkles    

That's actually a woman? I thought it was a guy. Not pretty...not pretty, at all.

156 days ago
30.

Bitchmaster    

Give him to me. I will show him no mercy!

156 days ago
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