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Tigers Superstar Miguel Cabrera

Thanks to $292 Mil Deal

My Barber's Flying Private Jets Now

3/28/2014 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Miguel Cabrera might be happy about his $292 million contract -- but his barber flat out lost his mind celebrating the ridiculous deal ... and tells TMZ Sports he just got a fat raise from the Tigers slugger.

Moises Lopez , or as he's known in the biz ... "Jordan the Barber" -- because he's the best -- was at Miguel's house in Florida when he got the call about the record-setting deal.

The video is awesome -- after Miguel hangs up, Jordan says in Spanish ... "We're gonna go crazy" ... and busts out the world's first $292 mil shuffle.

Jordan tells us, "Miguel said he's gonna pay me double from now on."

Dude is worth it. Jordan also tightens up the domes of Albert Pujols, Robinson Cano, Felix Hernandez, and CC Sabathia.

Jordan is based out of NYC where he has 2 barbershops ... but keeping up with Miguel during the season won't be a problem -- "[Miguel] said he might send for me in a private jet."

Ballingest barber. Ever.

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1.

Dobbins    

The amount of money these athletes received is flat out obscene.

120 days ago
2.

Dale    

Havent heard of either of these? Who are they now?

120 days ago
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_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

That's just until he gets caught up in a steriod usage scandal.

120 days ago
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H8Kardash    

Look at this dudes pics from a few years ago... Hes def on PEDs, gonna be a waste of money when he tests positive

120 days ago
5.

Brian    

If this contract happens the Tigers will be sorry. Miguel Cabrera isn't worth that much money or ten years. Mike Trout is the only player in baseball worth a contract like that. He's only 22 so he'd be 32 when it ends. Miguel Cabrera will be in a retirement home when this contract ends.

120 days ago
6.

Santo    

Fast forward ten years and... the money's gone. Seriously a ride on a private jet every time you want your hair cut? Talk about wasteful.

120 days ago
7.

HRH Prince Michael    

Memo
To: Allen "Bud" Selig
From His Royal Highness Prince Michael of The House of David
Subject: The Non-Future of MLB

In the recent battle for fundamental liberties
in The State of Arizona, Major League Baseball
unconscionably opposed Religious Freedom and
acted as a proponent of Homosexual "Marriage".
Along with others in multinational "Corporate America", MLB utilized Economic Extortion to
impose their will upon various Politicians.
This patently Godless and Anti-American act of
aggression, shall result in severe and terminal
consequences for ALL Corporation and/or organizations involved in this cunning affront
to the U.S. Constitution.

Miguelito Cabrera? Vaya con Queso.

The Declaration of 2008
www.all4webs.com/q/f/Love4Yahweh

120 days ago
8.

Matt m    

And in a frw years when he gets hurt and all the money is gone. They can ride the city bus together

120 days ago
9.

Mela_mamas    

$292 Mil? man, that's insane.

120 days ago
10.

pkilla420    

Bro he said he got tested 5times last year..all negative

120 days ago
11.

bkblueknight    

thats why the world is sad. that money could remove so much suffering. but no, the barber cant fly commercial. it would be an affront to the mans ego. ego's are the most precious resource in the world.

120 days ago
12.

buggsy16341    

Sounds like Miguel will be in bankruptcy court soon

120 days ago
13.

angryblackman    

Can't believe they gave his fat ass all that money wow you better keep taking them steroids fat ass

120 days ago
14.

bf    

How soon before they start giving out billion dollars contracts?

120 days ago
15.

jen    

Su€k it! BIT€HES!!!! Cabrera is worth every penny... Tigers are going all the way this year!!!

120 days ago
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