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Andrew Dice Clay

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater ... He's Divorcing His Wife

But Wants to Keep Her

4/4/2014 4:54 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

04-04-14-dice-clay-divorceAndrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce ... even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part.

The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's NOT because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez.

56-year-old Clay says, "The word 'marriage' was putting a pressure on our relationship and since we filed, we’ve been more in love and have had more respect for each other than ever before." Clay says the couple even celebrated their divorce at a fancy Hollywood restaurant.

Vasquez and Clay were married in Vegas on Valentine's Day in 2010. They have no kids together.

And Hollywood just gets weirder and weirder.

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Clytemnestra    

Good grief, if this is why your marriage is ending in divorce, you two deserve each other. May you have a long and happy divorce.

200 days ago
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Rigby    

Hey if it works more power to you. Congrats?!

200 days ago
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KicksandGiggles    

What rock did TMZ peep under to find him? Too bad girlie is too stupid to know its all about $$. Well, if he has any. He can get booty benefits without having to legally provide anything for her dumb azz as a divorced man. Still a pig.

200 days ago
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bring back recent posts    

Nice Elvis glasses. Oh, Happy Uncoupling? Is that the term Du Jour? Lol

200 days ago
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Waka Waka Waka    

Little BoPeep has lost his sheep

200 days ago
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BeiberVegasHoHo    

Weirsos

200 days ago
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RaineeDrops    

so they want to sleep around with other people? Is that what this is about?

200 days ago
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Duke    

What if she said No Dice.

200 days ago
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CremeBrulee    

Who'll pray for Peter Blumpkinhead?

200 days ago
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cj    

I didn't know that douche was still alive.

200 days ago
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Yurra Knutz    

Ray Luca boinked his wife

200 days ago
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bernergirl    

He doesn't seem like the type of guy who would fall a victim to labels.

200 days ago
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EL444    

Not Really That wierd...I'm A Married Woman & I Totally Understand This! Lots Of Ppl Quit Trying When They R Married.

200 days ago
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Ferndog68    

Ain't fooling anyone. Divorcing and trying to remain together. Sorry no one is buying it. Another one bites the dust

200 days ago
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Patch Eye Punk    

He likes the Peter now.

200 days ago
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