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Andrew Dice Clay

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater ... He's Divorcing His Wife

But Wants to Keep Her

4/4/2014 4:54 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

04-04-14-dice-clay-divorceAndrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce ... even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part.

The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's NOT because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez.

56-year-old Clay says, "The word 'marriage' was putting a pressure on our relationship and since we filed, we’ve been more in love and have had more respect for each other than ever before." Clay says the couple even celebrated their divorce at a fancy Hollywood restaurant.

Vasquez and Clay were married in Vegas on Valentine's Day in 2010. They have no kids together.

And Hollywood just gets weirder and weirder.


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I'm calling himout on this one!
if he gets a divorce and she buys into his crap she'd better think twice
no ring on the finger means she should't let him back into her bed because he's probably cheating on her with skanks or that is what he's going to do...
one way or the other, she shouldn't trust him and she should make sure that in the "divorce" she's well cared for financially for when he fesses up the real reason he wants out! if he's man enough to do it!

179 days ago

Natasha P    

Am I the only one who thinks that this has something to do with credit or taxes. Maybe she has horrible credit and they are having a hard time getting a loan?

179 days ago


by the way... anyone think he's putting this out there while at the same time they are shopping around for a reality show deal? just asking?

179 days ago


This is such a stupid story. "The word Marriage is outing to much pressing on their relationship?" No Wonder the guy is a has been. He's an idiot!

179 days ago


She's a lot hotter than I expected

179 days ago

K South West    

Doesn't every man want to divorce their wives and keep them...

179 days ago


I agree it is probably for tax or business issues

179 days ago


This floating turd was never funny, was never relevant, and just a large floating douchebag. Talk about a desperate attempt at getting a headline. This fool would lick Madonna's hairy armpit if he thought it would get him some press or headlines.

179 days ago


WTF???? Is there something in the water there?

178 days ago


Hickory dickory bunny
Andrew Silverstein is NOT funny!!!

178 days ago


The Feminazis derailed him in the 90's.

177 days ago
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