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Andrew Dice Clay

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater ... He's Divorcing His Wife

But Wants to Keep Her

4/4/2014 4:54 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

04-04-14-dice-clay-divorceAndrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce ... even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part.

The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's NOT because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez.

56-year-old Clay says, "The word 'marriage' was putting a pressure on our relationship and since we filed, we’ve been more in love and have had more respect for each other than ever before." Clay says the couple even celebrated their divorce at a fancy Hollywood restaurant.

Vasquez and Clay were married in Vegas on Valentine's Day in 2010. They have no kids together.

And Hollywood just gets weirder and weirder.

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46.

Designgroup    

Great sideburns. I bet he can still put on a great show.

112 days ago
47.

zombie    

Stunt Queens! Must have called Krust Jenner for a crash course in getting your irrelevant name back in the press for a hot minute. Mission accomplished. Now he can write some more unfunny jokes about his marriage/not marriage.

112 days ago
48.

Sloane    

I'm calling himout on this one!
if he gets a divorce and she buys into his crap she'd better think twice
no ring on the finger means she should't let him back into her bed because he's probably cheating on her with skanks or that is what he's going to do...
one way or the other, she shouldn't trust him and she should make sure that in the "divorce" she's well cared for financially for when he fesses up the real reason he wants out! if he's man enough to do it!

112 days ago
49.

Natasha P    

Am I the only one who thinks that this has something to do with credit or taxes. Maybe she has horrible credit and they are having a hard time getting a loan?

112 days ago
50.

Sloane    

by the way... anyone think he's putting this out there while at the same time they are shopping around for a reality show deal? just asking?

112 days ago
51.

kathi303    

This is such a stupid story. "The word Marriage is outing to much pressing on their relationship?" No Wonder the guy is a has been. He's an idiot!

112 days ago
52.

Dragon    

She's a lot hotter than I expected

112 days ago
53.

K South West    

Doesn't every man want to divorce their wives and keep them...

112 days ago
54.

Youdontknowme    

I agree it is probably for tax or business issues

112 days ago
55.

Meanie    

This floating turd was never funny, was never relevant, and just a large floating douchebag. Talk about a desperate attempt at getting a headline. This fool would lick Madonna's hairy armpit if he thought it would get him some press or headlines.

112 days ago
56.

angie    

WTF???? Is there something in the water there?

112 days ago
57.

RD    

Hickory dickory bunny
Andrew Silverstein is NOT funny!!!

111 days ago
58.

CelebrityScum    

The Feminazis derailed him in the 90's.

110 days ago
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